also "bigbody" wtf

but this week.....glory 😋

theres something so deeply tragic here its like i shant even say

MAJIMA HAS TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

also the wizard of oz-esque giant projection of dried out ganondorf corpse has to stop lmfao he has to GO

like mfs came after i already killed like 10 phantom ganons by myself thats awesome thanks guys

essentially the eclipse from berserk but if griffith was just a guy who born evil and nothing bad ever happened to him, hes just like that

my problem with totk's plot is ganondorf. like cmon guys. can we please give him a legitimate motivation in a game other than wind waker. i hate that ganondorf is so nothingburger it actually pisses me off. this series has been running since before i was born

overall totk is nothing crazy narratively for reasons im about to get into but i am so glad they included puppet zelda in this game bc its one of my fav plot devices in loz

PLEASEEEEEEE

this guy telling me where kakariko village is like i didnt immediately bee line there when i started this game and subsequently visit every time i boot it up to look at tauro's armpits

fuckkkk

this entire time i had never seen reede before. unexpected dilf

PREACH!!!!! 🗣️🔊🔊🔊