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Black Jesus
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I’m not finished saving y’all
Watching these tragedies unfold and the amount of hypocrisy, politicization, and ignorance is truly saddening.
Mass shooting in one place, no calls for collective punishment. Different story in another place.
Throwing around blame like it’s confetti…how petty.
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mood
June 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Black Jesus
The FTC is investigating advertising and advocacy groups for boycotting X due to lack of content moderation as violations of antitrust law.

The government is now penalizing companies for not wanting their ads to show up next to hate speech.
F.T.C. Investigates Ad Groups and Watchdogs, Alleging Boycott Collusion
www.nytimes.com
June 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What’s so hard?
Thou shall not kill.
But especially:
Thou shall not kill Black people because they are Black.
Thou shall not kill Jewish people because they are Jewish.
Thou shall not kill Palestinians because they are Palestinians.
May 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ll be back
May 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dudes. The Handmaid’s Tale is not a blueprint. The Hunger Games is not a blueprint.

You got these as cautionary stories to help center you in striving for decency and goodwill to all. Who would’ve known you’d….

Dad!!!!
May 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This has to be satire! We do not approve of real life Hunger Games!
Kristi Noem working on reality show pitting immigrants against each other for citizenship
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem has reportedly lent her support to a reality show in which immigrants compete for the prize of U.S. citizenship. That's according to a Daily Mail report from Thursday, which the Daily Beast also corroborated. Noem has apparently been working with "Duck Dynasty" producer Rob Worsoff on the show, which would be called "The American," which would pit immigrants from different countries against each other in various challenges across the United States. Worsoff's 35-page pitch, which the Mail reportedly obtained, describes how the show seeks to "celebrate what it means to be American and have a national conversation about what it means to be American, through the eyes of the people who want it most." The grand prize would be a U.S. naturalization ceremony, in which Worsoff promised "there won't be a dry eye within 10 miles." READ MORE: 'Fully prostrate on the ground': Trump ripped for 'humiliating' display to Arab leaders According to the pitch, there would be 12 contestants at the start of the show, who would begin their journey at Ellis Island in New York. Worsoff is pushing for the show's host to be a famous naturalized U.S. citizen, like Canadian-born Ryan Reynolds or Colombian-born Sofia Vergara. Contestants would participate in various games throughout the show's run, like balancing on logs in Wisconsin and launching a rocket at Cape Canaveral in Florida. Where Noem's office comes in would be U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, who would serve as judges to "tally votes." "We’ll join in the laughter, tears, frustration, and joy — hearing their backstories — as we are reminded how amazing it is to be American," the pitch read. Noem's office denied that the Homeland Security secretary was working on the project, with DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin saying the show was "in the very beginning stages" of the vetting process. She added that Noem had not reviewed the pitch, though the Mail's unnamed sources said that Noem secretly supports the project and is hoping for its success. READ MORE: (Opinion) The other shoe drops: Deals with Trump are already backfiring on top law firms Click here to read the Daily Mail's report.
dlvr.it
May 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Women will ultimately save America
May 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Make good trouble
May 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I knew I had to come back when I heard that Kanye song. He needs a savior to spank his dumb ass. Oh wait, he’d like that. Oh wait, I meant the Diddler dude.

Damn, y’all really do need Jesus
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Grok knows me toooooo

What would Jesus say about America under Trump and the GOP
May 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
ChatGPT knows meee

What would Jesus say about America under Trump and the GOP
May 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
And that big pond down south, the Gulf of Jesus

Mexico will agree 🤷🏾‍♂️
May 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We’re gonna have to rename it JesusLand
May 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Since America no longer wants to do it, it’s up to meeee

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
May 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Follow me so you can be free
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@theonion.com Y’all need saving 🤷🏾‍♂️
May 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@theonion.com Jesus has come back to America!
May 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have returned!
May 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM