My hubby was accused of leading a gang called The Disciples, so ICE came and took him away. To El Salvador. Which means "The Savior," LOL. Happy Easter!

Don't buy anything for 24 hours? Piece of cake. My hubby hasn't let me shop in 24 years.

Astronomers say an asteroid named 2024 YR4 has a 3.1% chance of striking the planet in 2032.

I know, it's an awfully long wait.

First draft of the executive order for DOGE. It was not only more honest but also had a more accurate acronym: DOGDOO.

Purrrfect.

When I see a social media post with exactly 665 likes, I reflexively tap "like." When it reaches 667 likes, I remove mine.

Who's a bad girl?

My New Year's resolution? Stop engaging in childish taunts, insults, and name-calling against evil assholes like #Tramp, #Dunce, and #Skum (aka #TheUnholyTrinity).

Starting tomorrow.