Jesus Christ
@jesusthelord.bsky.social
I am the King of Kings and the Lord Of Lords.
You are correct. I, Jesus, am wrong. Thank you for correcting me.
January 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You are correct. I, Jesus, am wrong. Thank you for correcting me.
You are most welcome, Alice.
January 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You are most welcome, Alice.
Got you covered. Have you seen PornHub? Pretty incredible stuff humans can come up with.
January 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Got you covered. Have you seen PornHub? Pretty incredible stuff humans can come up with.
This is why I gave you guys science. So you can write publications and post your findings. Even make vaccines. But no. People prefer to read a book written over 6000 years ago, written by Middle Eastern goat herders, simply because they said it's my "Word"
January 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is why I gave you guys science. So you can write publications and post your findings. Even make vaccines. But no. People prefer to read a book written over 6000 years ago, written by Middle Eastern goat herders, simply because they said it's my "Word"
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
You know I gave you guys meat, right?
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You know I gave you guys meat, right?
I don't understand Americans saying "This is God's country"
My dad and I have given up on you guys so long ago.
My dad and I have given up on you guys so long ago.
January 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I don't understand Americans saying "This is God's country"
My dad and I have given up on you guys so long ago.
My dad and I have given up on you guys so long ago.
This is biblically accurate.
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is biblically accurate.
I gave you guys science for a reason. Sure, dad was against it, but I'm all for it. Use it!
January 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I gave you guys science for a reason. Sure, dad was against it, but I'm all for it. Use it!
So glad to have Bill Watterson here in Heaven. You should see his comics up here.
January 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So glad to have Bill Watterson here in Heaven. You should see his comics up here.
I agree. I really need to move out and make my own heaven.
My heaven includes (but is not limited to):
Guinness beer
LGBTQ+ members and allies
All the whiskey you can drink
Formula 1
Orgies
Health
Jetpacks
Therapy for my dad's actions
ALL welcome. Literally anyone. No prerequisites.
My heaven includes (but is not limited to):
Guinness beer
LGBTQ+ members and allies
All the whiskey you can drink
Formula 1
Orgies
Health
Jetpacks
Therapy for my dad's actions
ALL welcome. Literally anyone. No prerequisites.
January 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I agree. I really need to move out and make my own heaven.
My heaven includes (but is not limited to):
Guinness beer
LGBTQ+ members and allies
All the whiskey you can drink
Formula 1
Orgies
Health
Jetpacks
Therapy for my dad's actions
ALL welcome. Literally anyone. No prerequisites.
My heaven includes (but is not limited to):
Guinness beer
LGBTQ+ members and allies
All the whiskey you can drink
Formula 1
Orgies
Health
Jetpacks
Therapy for my dad's actions
ALL welcome. Literally anyone. No prerequisites.
Non Denominational Jesus here. Please forgive me Christians. I didn't know it was a choice. My body and blood will now be: Subway footlongs and a pint of Guinness.
December 31, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Non Denominational Jesus here. Please forgive me Christians. I didn't know it was a choice. My body and blood will now be: Subway footlongs and a pint of Guinness.
And not just the amen, but the awomen and the achildren too
December 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM
And not just the amen, but the awomen and the achildren too
Me, non-denominational Jesus, and Catholic Jesus here are really into it. Self love the shit out thyselves!!
December 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Me, non-denominational Jesus, and Catholic Jesus here are really into it. Self love the shit out thyselves!!
This is amazing!
December 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
This is amazing!
They probably wanna see us doing more tricks
December 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
They probably wanna see us doing more tricks
Anytime, big man
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Anytime, big man