MAGAJesus
@jesusmaga.bsky.social
Son of God, here to save my beautiful people, spread the Word, support my man Donold, i am the Alpha and the Gamma, used to be Omega but got tired of fish oil
#Thanksgiving
That holy holiday commemorating how we violated a few conmandments you know like
Covet thy negihbor’s…
Thou shall not steal…
Thou shall not kill…
Assimilate brown people…
That holy holiday commemorating how we violated a few conmandments you know like
Covet thy negihbor’s…
Thou shall not steal…
Thou shall not kill…
Assimilate brown people…
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Lo and Behold
4th largest economy in the world and the Largest food producer in US
Thy fertile land can leverage funds and food against the Red States
4th largest economy in the world and the Largest food producer in US
Thy fertile land can leverage funds and food against the Red States
November 26, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Lo and Behold
4th largest economy in the world and the Largest food producer in US
Thy fertile land can leverage funds and food against the Red States
4th largest economy in the world and the Largest food producer in US
Thy fertile land can leverage funds and food against the Red States
November 26, 2024 at 7:19 AM
November 26, 2024 at 7:18 AM
November 26, 2024 at 7:16 AM
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
New Rule :
Thou shall not let MAGA use porta potties
Thou shall not let MAGA use porta potties
November 26, 2024 at 7:09 AM
New Rule :
Thou shall not let MAGA use porta potties
Thou shall not let MAGA use porta potties
November 26, 2024 at 4:28 AM
November 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
November 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Praise be - now that is a decree I can get behind
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Praise be - now that is a decree I can get behind
#Thanksgiving
That holy holiday commemorating how we violated a few conmandments you know like
Covet thy negihbor’s…
Thou shall not steal…
Thou shall not kill…
Assimilate brown people…
That holy holiday commemorating how we violated a few conmandments you know like
Covet thy negihbor’s…
Thou shall not steal…
Thou shall not kill…
Assimilate brown people…
November 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Well come to think of of it both vaccine and assault weapons
deliver
anti-body
deliver
anti-body
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Well come to think of of it both vaccine and assault weapons
deliver
anti-body
deliver
anti-body
Sorry pops but praying is more effective….
I know you dont beleive me but hey it was worth a shot
I know you dont beleive me but hey it was worth a shot
November 25, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Sorry pops but praying is more effective….
I know you dont beleive me but hey it was worth a shot
I know you dont beleive me but hey it was worth a shot