Jesus Freckles
@jesusfreckles.bsky.social
Turning water into data since forever.
Yet, Congress continues to have “zero reaction.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yet, Congress continues to have “zero reaction.”
Tell me you are a narcissist with telling me you are a narcissist.
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Tell me you are a narcissist with telling me you are a narcissist.
Wait, I thought crowd for hire is ICE?
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wait, I thought crowd for hire is ICE?
Forget new currency. Etch his portrait on that magical fireproof plywood.
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Forget new currency. Etch his portrait on that magical fireproof plywood.
There isn’t enough sugar in the world to make sense of this Kool-Aid.
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There isn’t enough sugar in the world to make sense of this Kool-Aid.
He got all dolled up for this moment in the custom dressing room we all paid for.
September 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
He got all dolled up for this moment in the custom dressing room we all paid for.