JESUS CHRIST 69 420
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He has blizen
No one sucked harder than him…
That’s why no one from the GOP will be able to fill the vacuum that’s left.
That’s why no one from the GOP will be able to fill the vacuum that’s left.
September 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
No one sucked harder than him…
That’s why no one from the GOP will be able to fill the vacuum that’s left.
That’s why no one from the GOP will be able to fill the vacuum that’s left.
Time to get creative!
We should unleash a BUNCH of bees
We should unleash a BUNCH of bees
August 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Time to get creative!
We should unleash a BUNCH of bees
We should unleash a BUNCH of bees
Kim Davis looks like Dan Aykroyd from Coneheads but with a wig and glasses
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kim Davis looks like Dan Aykroyd from Coneheads but with a wig and glasses
Breaking news:
“Trump gives Alaska back to Russia”
“Trump gives Alaska back to Russia”
August 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Breaking news:
“Trump gives Alaska back to Russia”
“Trump gives Alaska back to Russia”
If tomorrow everything went to a purely barter based economy
White Americans would be SOOOOOOO FUCKED
White Americans would be SOOOOOOO FUCKED
August 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If tomorrow everything went to a purely barter based economy
White Americans would be SOOOOOOO FUCKED
White Americans would be SOOOOOOO FUCKED
Ok. Tell me what is stopping someone from doing this.
If pigeons can be trained to deliver messages, can someone train like 1000 pigeons to just start shitting on the new White House “rose garden”?
Unrelated question…can larger birds be trained to shit on a location and/or specific person?
If pigeons can be trained to deliver messages, can someone train like 1000 pigeons to just start shitting on the new White House “rose garden”?
Unrelated question…can larger birds be trained to shit on a location and/or specific person?
August 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ok. Tell me what is stopping someone from doing this.
If pigeons can be trained to deliver messages, can someone train like 1000 pigeons to just start shitting on the new White House “rose garden”?
Unrelated question…can larger birds be trained to shit on a location and/or specific person?
If pigeons can be trained to deliver messages, can someone train like 1000 pigeons to just start shitting on the new White House “rose garden”?
Unrelated question…can larger birds be trained to shit on a location and/or specific person?
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So the same guy who insists he couldn’t activate the National Guard in D.C. on January 6, 2021 suddenly has the power to activate it today?
August 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So the same guy who insists he couldn’t activate the National Guard in D.C. on January 6, 2021 suddenly has the power to activate it today?
(Interviewing someone in 5 years)
“I notice a gap on your resume in 2025, and you said that you were helping out with family. But I see your face on a former ICE identifying app/site. Can you please elaborate?”
People tempted by big signup bonuses/perks…take note!
“I notice a gap on your resume in 2025, and you said that you were helping out with family. But I see your face on a former ICE identifying app/site. Can you please elaborate?”
People tempted by big signup bonuses/perks…take note!
August 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
(Interviewing someone in 5 years)
“I notice a gap on your resume in 2025, and you said that you were helping out with family. But I see your face on a former ICE identifying app/site. Can you please elaborate?”
People tempted by big signup bonuses/perks…take note!
“I notice a gap on your resume in 2025, and you said that you were helping out with family. But I see your face on a former ICE identifying app/site. Can you please elaborate?”
People tempted by big signup bonuses/perks…take note!
If I see ICE I’m just going to go full Aussie and yell:
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Mexican meal?"
"Get your hand off my penis!"
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Mexican meal?"
"Get your hand off my penis!"
August 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If I see ICE I’m just going to go full Aussie and yell:
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Mexican meal?"
"Get your hand off my penis!"
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Mexican meal?"
"Get your hand off my penis!"
I think it was god saying:
“Missed it by thaaat much”
“Missed it by thaaat much”
I think someone misunderstood god’s intent when that tree fell on him.
August 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think it was god saying:
“Missed it by thaaat much”
“Missed it by thaaat much”
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I think someone misunderstood god’s intent when that tree fell on him.
July 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I think someone misunderstood god’s intent when that tree fell on him.
Welp.
It’s been known for years, but I guess it’s official now.
R.I.P. Austin being a cool city.
It’s been known for years, but I guess it’s official now.
R.I.P. Austin being a cool city.
August 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Welp.
It’s been known for years, but I guess it’s official now.
R.I.P. Austin being a cool city.
It’s been known for years, but I guess it’s official now.
R.I.P. Austin being a cool city.
It feels like movie studios are doing more promos/interviews showing how the actors liked working with each-other as people , more than showing info on the film they are promoting.
I don’t mind this type of manipulation.
I don’t mind this type of manipulation.
August 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It feels like movie studios are doing more promos/interviews showing how the actors liked working with each-other as people , more than showing info on the film they are promoting.
I don’t mind this type of manipulation.
I don’t mind this type of manipulation.
Happy Tariff Day!
Remember this day when you go shopping for the holiday season…
…it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Remember this day when you go shopping for the holiday season…
…it ain’t gonna be pretty.
August 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy Tariff Day!
Remember this day when you go shopping for the holiday season…
…it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Remember this day when you go shopping for the holiday season…
…it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Hegseth looks like a lot of peoples first boyfriend who never left town and is now on daddy’s payroll at the dealership cuz he can’t get hired anywhere else.
July 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hegseth looks like a lot of peoples first boyfriend who never left town and is now on daddy’s payroll at the dealership cuz he can’t get hired anywhere else.
Trump bringing back the Presidential Fitness Tests…
That joke wrote itself immediately.
That joke wrote itself immediately.
July 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Trump bringing back the Presidential Fitness Tests…
That joke wrote itself immediately.
That joke wrote itself immediately.
You don’t have low t…you’re just getting older. Fucking man up.
Amazing how many dudes don’t think they are on roids just because a doctor prescribed it to them.
We’ll see how poorly this goes in about a decade.
Amazing how many dudes don’t think they are on roids just because a doctor prescribed it to them.
We’ll see how poorly this goes in about a decade.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You don’t have low t…you’re just getting older. Fucking man up.
Amazing how many dudes don’t think they are on roids just because a doctor prescribed it to them.
We’ll see how poorly this goes in about a decade.
Amazing how many dudes don’t think they are on roids just because a doctor prescribed it to them.
We’ll see how poorly this goes in about a decade.
This country is currently a fart wrapped in turds.
July 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This country is currently a fart wrapped in turds.
Nannerpuss Commercial (Official Full Version)
YouTube video by All Hail Nannerpuss
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July 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If she gets pardoned, she will probably fall from a window, and she knows it.
July 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If she gets pardoned, she will probably fall from a window, and she knows it.
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Angry US civilian speaks out against fascist governor Ron DeSantis and his subservience to Jeffrey Epstein ally Donald Trump:
“You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile! Donald Trump and all of you are fucking Nazis, fuck you all.”
“You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile! Donald Trump and all of you are fucking Nazis, fuck you all.”
July 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Angry US civilian speaks out against fascist governor Ron DeSantis and his subservience to Jeffrey Epstein ally Donald Trump:
“You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile! Donald Trump and all of you are fucking Nazis, fuck you all.”
“You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile! Donald Trump and all of you are fucking Nazis, fuck you all.”
Peter Thiel is really running out of friends.
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Peter Thiel is really running out of friends.
Can’t spell gross old pedophiles without the letters G O P
July 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can’t spell gross old pedophiles without the letters G O P
If Maxwell is found dead soon, I’m pretty sure we can start calling Trump:
The Grim Raper
The Grim Raper
July 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If Maxwell is found dead soon, I’m pretty sure we can start calling Trump:
The Grim Raper
The Grim Raper
Tusli Gabbard sleeps upside-down.
July 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Tusli Gabbard sleeps upside-down.