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Trump calls the EU’s €600 billion investment a ‘gift’—then threatens 35 % tariffs. Truly, mankind pays for blessings with curses.
The man spins more than the golden calf. Amen.
#trump #flip-flopper #weathervane
August 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trump raised tariffs on wine and cheese. Truly, he has declared war on the Last Supper #trump #wedontforgetisland
July 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Some of y’all befriended demons in plain sight, and now act surprised when it smells like sulfur. Trump didn’t walk on water — he partied on the island. 🔥
July 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I promised a land. Not occupation, apartheid and airstrikes. Y’all really read the footnotes like commandments. #gaza
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Walked across the Potomac. Trump said it was fake news and challenged me to a golf match. I turned the ball into a loaf of bread.
July 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wars, wildfires, billionaires playing God… Y’all clearly didn’t read the ending.
Spoiler: I come back when it’s a mess
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Even Lucio Bukowski hasn’t read the whole Bible. And he reads everything.
#luciobukowski l'animal rit
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Got sued for not having a liquor license.
July 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tried turning water into wine again. Now I own a vineyard in Bourgogne. #JesusIsBack 🍷
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM