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Jesus Hates Me, This I know. Yadda Yadda Yadda.
@jesus-hates-me.bsky.social
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I'm a Liberal, Atheist, & LGBTQAI+ Ally.
Keep your faith to yourself. The moment you try to force the rules I guarantee you don't follow on me, or others, the gloves come off.

Religion is the choice made FOR you;
Atheism is the choice made BY you.
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The glasses John Lennon wore when he was murdered, covered in his blood. "Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try."
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Is this what passes for a “good Christian” today?
Makes me proud to be an Atheist.Steven
Steven Anderson on Twitter: I would be pissed if I donated to a church & found out that they were giving the Lord’s money to ‘single mother’ whores. I would want it to go to the Lord’s work or toward helping godly Christians who are in need. Churches should not be funding fornicators and their bastards.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Christians: the least "Christian" of all religions.
A woman on Tik Tok called churches asking for help feeding her 9-month-old baby. • Mosques: 100% offered help • Buddhist Temples: 100% offered help. • Christian Churches: 27% offered help. Only 9 of 33 Christian churches said yes -and all 9 were predominantly Black churches. Love thy neighbor? Depends on the pew.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Another quiz American "Christians" have failed.
BIBLE QUIZ Jesus said, "I was a stranger, and you _________" A. called me names. B. put me in a cell. C. took my kids. D. welcomed me.
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Have you prepared for what happens to your left behind loved ones?
Cats, watching the humans being captured. Worried about your pets after the rapture? After The Rapture Pet Care. Be prepared for the care of your pet.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Death
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Jesus is basically saying that Republicans are going to Hell.

Man, I wish I believed in Hell, so I could feel good about them getting what they deserve.
For all the FAKE Christian MAGAs… ———————————— 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ 37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’ 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ 41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ 44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ 45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ 46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.” ——————————— Do you really think terrorizing Brown kids is what Jesus wants?
August 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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June 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The sequel
The Bible 2 The cover shows Jesus riding a winged unicorn while firing 2 machine guns & shooting lasers from his eyes.
June 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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“Dear Catholics & other Christians, can you see the difference here?” A picture of Joe Biden, kneeling & praying, in church on the left, and Donald Trump’s post of himself dressed as the Pope, on the right.
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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On the left: “Coronavirus is a Satanic attempt to kill older Christians so socialism can take over in the US.” - Pastor Perry Stone On the right: “Plagues, natural disasters, & pandemics are god’s shtick. I do orgies & metal bands.” - Satan
May 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Also:
"Let me Google the directions."

That's what the stack of maps in the trunk were for.
April 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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In this case, there WAS a designer. Of course, if he were "intelligent," he might have taken better care of them.
April 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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A picture of the Last Supper, with Black & Middle-Eastern men, and Karen on her phone, calling the authorities on them.
April 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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A picture of god looking down on Earth, with the caption: "Once upon a time... No one knew how the Universe started, so they made some shit up."
April 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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When you want a religious bumper sticker, but already gave all your money to the church, and that stripper, Charity.
April 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Could Republicans be the reason he hasn't come back?
A picture of Jesus saying, "I was thinking about coming back; but when I saw how much my followers hate brown-skinned, non-English speaking, Middle Eastern immigrants, I thought they mightcrucify Me again. So I changed my mind.
April 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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And just like everywhere else, they can't see it.
A group of men from "CLI" ( Christian Life International) added a Cross to the end of their name, turning it to "C.L.I.T." to better signify they are a church.
April 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM