Daniel Kuehm
jesuiscowboy.bsky.social
Daniel Kuehm
@jesuiscowboy.bsky.social
Texas native looking for fertile soil in lands near and far. I can cook and wrap a/v cables properly. Father of chickens, Husband of a Philly fille. #ProDemocracy #AntiHate #AllAreWelcome
Be careful, Jon. That vaccine has been know to make people act like Lex Luthor.
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s because of the sex, Jon. Don’t you remember the scenes where the network is trying to f€ck everyone over?
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yep, looks like it’s down.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BTW Curtis. My wife and I are opening up a taco truck in the south of France and a menu item was made in your honor.

le Alpha Beta:

Flour tortilla with a bed of chestnut and mushroom sauce, sliced petite chipolata sausages with sliced sour cornichons

Size matters!

#TriDelt4Eva
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is Zygmunt. Also a good cleanse.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Melody, your nose is bent. Nothing about you is crooked!
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Wait, I was outrageous?
November 16, 2024 at 3:38 PM
The extreme level of dopamine received while watching episodes of The Love Boat should be a peer review study. The writing is a calming wind in my feathered bangs.
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Trés Bon, merci!
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 PM
We will be in Toulouse next week. What’s the must do?
November 14, 2024 at 10:45 PM
It’s okay my dude. We got you. Now, show us on the bear when X hurt you. It’s healing time.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Wait, I’m south of the river. You kids get off my lawn! Has anyone seen my glasses? I need a nap.
November 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
“I will not be ignored, Mark!”
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November 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Bon Soir. I am Ziggy. They call me Monsieur Papier.
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Agnes, my wife and I will be there on Sunday after flying from the States. Can’t wait to hear the bells again in person.
November 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Bluesky is the Airport Blvd. of social media platforms. Cuts straight across all the BS and gets you where you need to be. (Sorry, non-Austin folks)
November 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM