John Elizabeth Stintzi
@jestintzi.bsky.social
Cult-classic queer artist. Grendel’s emergency contact. Call me JES.
[They/She]
📚: GUEST SERVICES AT THE MUSEUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE (Fall 2026), BAD HOUSES, MY VOLCANO, VANISHING MONUMENTS, JUNEBAT, & more.
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[They/She]
📚: GUEST SERVICES AT THE MUSEUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE (Fall 2026), BAD HOUSES, MY VOLCANO, VANISHING MONUMENTS, JUNEBAT, & more.
linktr.ee/jestintzi
Underrated shirt design from when I designed shirt ("Worm Geometry")
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Underrated shirt design from when I designed shirt ("Worm Geometry")
This is not a drill: my next novel GUEST SERVICES AT THE MUSEUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE will be out next fall.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is not a drill: my next novel GUEST SERVICES AT THE MUSEUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE will be out next fall.
Shuttlecock 3
August 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Shuttlecock 3
At least there was light.
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
At least there was light.
A very “night walk in kansas city” kind of selfie
July 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A very “night walk in kansas city” kind of selfie
Started this book on the plane...pretty good so far...anyone else read this??
July 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Started this book on the plane...pretty good so far...anyone else read this??
When in Rome*
*Canada
(I must get my fill of poutine)
*Canada
(I must get my fill of poutine)
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When in Rome*
*Canada
(I must get my fill of poutine)
*Canada
(I must get my fill of poutine)
Also out of nowhere I am #95 on this list on Substack, so you should follow me there and see what all the hubub is about
July 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Also out of nowhere I am #95 on this list on Substack, so you should follow me there and see what all the hubub is about
Me watching, waiting for you to buy my books.
May 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me watching, waiting for you to buy my books.
5 years ago I published these two books. They are still among my favorite things I’ve ever put into the world. Please consider checking them out if you missed them (as they came out at the beginning of the pandemic!).
April 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
5 years ago I published these two books. They are still among my favorite things I’ve ever put into the world. Please consider checking them out if you missed them (as they came out at the beginning of the pandemic!).
Keep off the dunes (NOT an April Fool! Stay off!)
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Keep off the dunes (NOT an April Fool! Stay off!)
Real footage of me manifesting the future
April 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Real footage of me manifesting the future
RASL by Jeff Smith: Not bad, not amazing, though there are many cool things happening here/cool world/scifi concepts/cool character concepts. Just didn't get my hooks into any of these characters, and the story left me desiring in the end. Did appeal to my parallel universe-pilled brain, tho.
February 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
RASL by Jeff Smith: Not bad, not amazing, though there are many cool things happening here/cool world/scifi concepts/cool character concepts. Just didn't get my hooks into any of these characters, and the story left me desiring in the end. Did appeal to my parallel universe-pilled brain, tho.
I need to start doing more “developed” images from doodles and stuff this year, this is one from something silly I’m working on.
January 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I need to start doing more “developed” images from doodles and stuff this year, this is one from something silly I’m working on.
Out of a strange impulse to be nice to myself I almost didn't click this, but I decided to do it anyway (to be mean to myself) and saw that BAD HOUSES is #6 here! The first time I've seen any of my books on any sort of "bestseller" list.
January 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Out of a strange impulse to be nice to myself I almost didn't click this, but I decided to do it anyway (to be mean to myself) and saw that BAD HOUSES is #6 here! The first time I've seen any of my books on any sort of "bestseller" list.
bringing this mood back for 2025
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
bringing this mood back for 2025