JesterPatches
LightNews LightNews
banner
jesterpatches.bsky.social
JesterPatches
@jesterpatches.bsky.social
580 followers 310 following 420 posts
Mostly doing things with FromSoftware games, mainly the souls series, talk about modding and posting trivia.

Likes and reposts are not limited to those topics.
Tags: #DarkSouls #DarkSouls2 #SoulsTrivia
Posts Replies Media Videos
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Time for more Artorias posting!

Artorias concept art from a postcard included in a Dark Souls: Prepare To Die Edition for PC. It was also featured as steelbook cover and as cover of the Dark Souls: Remastered guide by Future Press. #DarkSouls
Scan of a Artorias concept art from a postcard included in a Dark Souls: Prepare To Die Edition for PC. Dark background, sword on the right shoulder, light shown on the front of the head piece, but no face visible.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Artorias is coming back in #Nightreign, so I have to repost my video. If it doesn't end up like this ingame, why even get the DLC.

At the same time I can check how good the video compression will be. #DarkSouls
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
From that time when the bomb throwing giant in Sen's Fortress went mad. #DarkSouls
Screenshots of Dark Souls at the top of Sen's Fortress on the walkway where the bomb throwing giant usually throws bombs. Multiple bombs have hit the same spot. Screenshots of Dark Souls at the top of Sen's Fortress on the walkway where the bomb throwing giant usually throws bombs. The multiple bombs expanded and started to create a new sun.
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Dark Souls 2 screenshot of a player character resembling Patches from Dark Souls 1, also with a crown on the bald head. Shows part of the final cutscene after defeating Nashandra, the dialogue at the bottom reads "Great Sovereign, take your throne.".
September 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
The hair of Petrus is a shining beacon, showing the way through the darkness. #DarkSouls

Sound warning!
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Teach me about the curse Saulden. #DarkSouls2
Dark Souls II screenshot of the player character with a very light skin, a blueish to purpleish big nose and clinched face. A face which went multiple times through the Dark Souls II random face generator. The character is looking at the player while the Crestfallen Warrior in Majula talks about the curse, "To be alive...to walk this earth... That's the real curse right there.", while you can notice the monocle on the character's face might as well be a weirdly placed nose piercing.
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Something feels different in the Things Betwixt. #DarkSouls2
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
A meme from Reddit about the ball enemies in Elden Ring. Text at the top states "Elden Ring has some of the most intricate and detailed enemy design in all of gaming" followed by a bolded "The enemy design:", showing a ball enemy.
September 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Vamos is also very powerful.
Screenshot of the blacksmith Vamos from Dark Souls smithing at incredible high speed and therefore causing flying sparks.
June 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Green Andre isn't real, he can't hurt you #DarkSouls

Green Andre:
Screenshot of Andre of Astora from Dark Souls, smithing a weapon, but he is shining in a neon-green light.
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Have another one, page from the Dark Souls Prepare to Edition art book. At the bottom you can even see how the egg carrier's eggs burst and something even worse might come out of it. #DarkSouls
Page of the Dark Souls Prepare to Die Edition mini art book showing the egg carrier. Multiple views, some colored and some in black and white. The bottom view shows the egg carrier and one of his eggs on his back is bursting, something else seems to come out of it.
April 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
4 Kings are also great here.
Partly cut out screenshot of Dark Souls. Showing the cutscene of Manus in the DLC, but Manus was replaced with one of the 4 Kings, therefore showing a very wide open mouth.
April 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Speeeeeeeed.
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Screenshot from Meow's ModelViewer. Lineup of character models from Dark Souls II, main focus is on Nashandra and Gilligan. Not all textures are loaded. Screenshot from Meow's ModelViewer. Closeup of Nashandra's face with her eye texture not fully loaded in. Screenshot from Meow's ModelViewer. A model of Nashandra with what looks like a stone texture.
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 AM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Originally when I posted this on Twitter the first time around even the Dark Souls account liked the post.
Twitter screenshot showing several accounts liking the post about ingame banners, including the official Dark Souls account.
November 22, 2024 at 4:35 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
There is a cut invasion in the Painted World where you can invade Shiva.

When you do that, you can find the well leading down to the bonewheels covered in snow and with the ladder gone.

#DarkSouls #SoulsTrivia
Dark Souls screenshot, the player stands in the Painted World of Ariamis and a prompt asks "Try invading world of the traitor Shiva? - YES - NO". Dark Souls screenshot, the player character as invader stands near the well usually leading below the ground, but it's covered in snow and the ladder is gone.
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Andre is asserting dominance.
Dark Souls screenshot, several Andre characters asserting dominance by t-posing and some have their fists up ready to fight.
November 18, 2024 at 3:02 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
In Dark Souls 2's Belfry Sol, right after the invasion area is a spot still connected to the area.

It's a seam you can stand on while waiting for invading gray spirits. You can mess around through the fog, wasting their time or go to fight the Old Iron King.

#DarkSouls2 #SoulsTrivia
Dark Souls 2 screenshot. The player character stands behind the exit fog gate of Belfry Sol while getting invaded by a gray spirit "Sir Walter". Dark Souls 2 screenshot. The player character is hit by another player phantom through the fog gate at the end of the Belfry Sol area. Dark Souls 2 screenshot. The player stands on a seam right after Belfry Sol, the Cracked Red Eye Orb can be used. Dark Souls 2 screenshot. The player stands in the Old Iron Kings arena, a previously invading gray spirit from the Belfry Sol area is returning to their world as entering the arena counts as starting the boss fight.
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
One charm of playing Dark Souls unpatched is that you can see the old banners.

Left unpatched, right patched.

#DarkSouls #SoulsTrivia
Text banners during gameplay from the unpatched version of Dark Souls. YOU DEFEATED YOU REVIVED TO HUMAN YOU RECOVERED Text banners during gameplay from the patched version of Dark Souls. VICTORY ACHIEVED HUMANITY RESTORED RETRIEVAL Text banners during gameplay from the unpatched version of Dark Souls. MAGIC REVIVED RING REVIVED RINGCURSE REVIVED YOU HOLLOWED YOU LIT THE BONFIRE YOU GOT HUMANITY Text banners during gameplay from the patched version of Dark Souls. MAGIC REVIVED RING REVIVED RARE RING REVIVAL YOU HOLLOWED BONFIRE LIT HUMANITY ACQUIRED
November 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
It's not encouraged to skip leg day.

#DarkSouls
Dark Souls screenshot showing the player character with a curved right leg. Dark Souls screenshot showing the player character with two curved legs.
November 11, 2024 at 4:46 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Yes, you can.

#DarkSouls
Screenshot from Dark Souls, a Demon's Souls crystal lizard sitting on the stool of the Giant Blacksmith and proclaiming "Forge, I can!". Screenshot from Dark Souls, a Demon's Souls crystal lizard sitting on the stool of the Giant Blacksmith and now their merchant menu is open.
November 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Bald headed character with the Lion Warrior Helm on, picture is blurry like a big foot sighting.
November 7, 2024 at 5:54 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Reminder that there are some Dark Souls pre-release screenshots showing a light similar to the Augite of Souls from Demon's Souls.

While there is still light emitting from the player in the release, here you can still see much more of it.

#DarkSouls
Dark Souls pre-release screenshot with strong light coming from the waist of the player character. Dark Souls pre-release screenshot, a perspective from above showing Sen's Fortress and a strong light coming from the waist of the player character.
November 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
Woe, Skull Be Upon Ye
"Woe, Plague Be Upon You" meme with Eminem, but with the skull from Moonlight Ruin's Dark Souls II screenshot instead of the rat.
November 5, 2024 at 4:57 PM
jesterpatches.bsky.social
We all love our weird little video games made for brands.

Except one. Knorr had a video game with their character "Knorrli" and the intro is plain old nightmare fuel.

The intro starts with the character and text which translates to "You who enter here: Abandon all hope".
Screenshot from the intro of the game "Abenteuer Atlantis" from 1992. A video game featuring Knorr's character Knorrli with a scary looking smile in the intro. The text on the screenshot translated states: "You who enter here: Abandon all hope".
November 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM