Jax Altrades
@jesterofalltrades.bsky.social
Writer, cat lover, and ace disaster 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️they/them
Sleeping baby 💕
(Photo taken at Grandfather Mountain)
(Photo taken at Grandfather Mountain)
August 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sleeping baby 💕
(Photo taken at Grandfather Mountain)
(Photo taken at Grandfather Mountain)
Someone just ripped the trans rights sticker off my car. I’m so fucking pissed. I hope they always itch in the spot on their back they can’t reach, I hope they catch an STD off their church’s toilet. I hope all their kids are trans. Btw I’m getting two trans stickers to replace it. Fuck the haters
July 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Someone just ripped the trans rights sticker off my car. I’m so fucking pissed. I hope they always itch in the spot on their back they can’t reach, I hope they catch an STD off their church’s toilet. I hope all their kids are trans. Btw I’m getting two trans stickers to replace it. Fuck the haters
If southern accents were the og English accents then that makes Disneys Robin Hood the most accurate in terms of accents
July 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If southern accents were the og English accents then that makes Disneys Robin Hood the most accurate in terms of accents
Superman spoilers for anyone that’s worried about Krypto and doesn’t want to see the movie if he dies:
You can see the movie. It will all be okay at the end
You can see the movie. It will all be okay at the end
July 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Superman spoilers for anyone that’s worried about Krypto and doesn’t want to see the movie if he dies:
You can see the movie. It will all be okay at the end
You can see the movie. It will all be okay at the end
Hey trans people, What’s the most embarrassing thing you did when you were trying to figure out your gender identity?
Mine was that I proudly identified as a Brony years before identifying as a boy.
Mine was that I proudly identified as a Brony years before identifying as a boy.
July 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hey trans people, What’s the most embarrassing thing you did when you were trying to figure out your gender identity?
Mine was that I proudly identified as a Brony years before identifying as a boy.
Mine was that I proudly identified as a Brony years before identifying as a boy.
Does anyone think that theres still hope that things will not go full dictatorship? Or are we just fully doomed?
Cause lately I just feel overwhelming dread and I need to be told I’m overreacting by someone who didn’t vote for this
Cause lately I just feel overwhelming dread and I need to be told I’m overreacting by someone who didn’t vote for this
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Does anyone think that theres still hope that things will not go full dictatorship? Or are we just fully doomed?
Cause lately I just feel overwhelming dread and I need to be told I’m overreacting by someone who didn’t vote for this
Cause lately I just feel overwhelming dread and I need to be told I’m overreacting by someone who didn’t vote for this
Just got out of seeing “The Wedding Banquet” which is a queer film I didn’t even know about until I saw it listed in the showtimes. There was only one other person in the theater besides me which is a real shame cause it was so good. Seriously, if you can go see this movie
April 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just got out of seeing “The Wedding Banquet” which is a queer film I didn’t even know about until I saw it listed in the showtimes. There was only one other person in the theater besides me which is a real shame cause it was so good. Seriously, if you can go see this movie
I’m watching all dogs go to heaven 2 and my cat just came in the room and laid down next to me. Now I’m wondering if I should change it cause I don’t want him consuming media where cats are only portrayed as evil
March 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m watching all dogs go to heaven 2 and my cat just came in the room and laid down next to me. Now I’m wondering if I should change it cause I don’t want him consuming media where cats are only portrayed as evil
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Musk says millions of dead people get Social Security. That's a lie. Here's the truth: 30,000 people die a year waiting for an understaffed Social Security to approve disability benefits. Musk's plan to cut Social Security's staff by 50% will make this tragic reality even worse.
March 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Musk says millions of dead people get Social Security. That's a lie. Here's the truth: 30,000 people die a year waiting for an understaffed Social Security to approve disability benefits. Musk's plan to cut Social Security's staff by 50% will make this tragic reality even worse.
“I want Star Wars in Kingdom Hearts!”
“I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts!”
You know what I want?
The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective in Kingdom Heats!
Give me Sora as a cute little mouse, you cowards!
“I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts!”
You know what I want?
The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective in Kingdom Heats!
Give me Sora as a cute little mouse, you cowards!
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“I want Star Wars in Kingdom Hearts!”
“I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts!”
You know what I want?
The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective in Kingdom Heats!
Give me Sora as a cute little mouse, you cowards!
“I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts!”
You know what I want?
The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective in Kingdom Heats!
Give me Sora as a cute little mouse, you cowards!
What’s everyone’s “actually the movie was better”?
Mine is “The Bad Seed (1956). The movie’s pace was much faster which caused a sense of suspense and urgency that amplified the story.
Mine is “The Bad Seed (1956). The movie’s pace was much faster which caused a sense of suspense and urgency that amplified the story.
February 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What’s everyone’s “actually the movie was better”?
Mine is “The Bad Seed (1956). The movie’s pace was much faster which caused a sense of suspense and urgency that amplified the story.
Mine is “The Bad Seed (1956). The movie’s pace was much faster which caused a sense of suspense and urgency that amplified the story.
I hate binge watching culture. I’m tired of flipping through tv and it’s just hours on hours of the same show. We have so many shows and movies yet the same 5 are the only ones ever on
February 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hate binge watching culture. I’m tired of flipping through tv and it’s just hours on hours of the same show. We have so many shows and movies yet the same 5 are the only ones ever on
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Other symptoms of frontotemporal dementia (FTD):
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Other symptoms of frontotemporal dementia (FTD):
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
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In my grad school class tonight we managed to bring up BBC’s Sherlock and Adventure Time within minutes of each other. What a bunch of nerds (I say as if I wasn’t contributing to the conversation)
January 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In my grad school class tonight we managed to bring up BBC’s Sherlock and Adventure Time within minutes of each other. What a bunch of nerds (I say as if I wasn’t contributing to the conversation)
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Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.
I wonder what all the TikTok witches who said “don’t worry he won’t get in office” are doing right now? They’ve all been pretty quiet lately
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I wonder what all the TikTok witches who said “don’t worry he won’t get in office” are doing right now? They’ve all been pretty quiet lately
It’s funny that when democrats talked about ways to lower grocery prices it was communism but those same people calling it that voted for trump because he said he’ll lower grocery prices… which was a lie. You can’t help that kind of stupid and now it’s doomed us all.
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s funny that when democrats talked about ways to lower grocery prices it was communism but those same people calling it that voted for trump because he said he’ll lower grocery prices… which was a lie. You can’t help that kind of stupid and now it’s doomed us all.
Just saw a mental health break that said to “unclench your jaw”
I’m sorry, “unclench my jaw”? That’s a thing people do?
I’m sorry, “unclench my jaw”? That’s a thing people do?
January 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just saw a mental health break that said to “unclench your jaw”
I’m sorry, “unclench my jaw”? That’s a thing people do?
I’m sorry, “unclench my jaw”? That’s a thing people do?
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