Jess Zuckerman
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jessz.bsky.social
Jess Zuckerman
@jessz.bsky.social
Sports fan, mom, a little bit nerdy. Not the kind of girl you undo.
I’ve never wished so badly that my dnd parties could be in person 😭 running two parties through the same homebrew for the past couple of years and they’ve both hit a point recently where it’s just been like. Gosh I wish we were all around a table.
May 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
where do I find goth clothes for my tiny five year old who went to Salem for a weekend and has decided she’s a good witch who only wears pink and black lol
April 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not to be dramatic but if your mobile app is marketed towards children who can’t read and you put ads in it you should go to prison.
March 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I think that once you have downloaded a game from an ad in another game, you should automatically get credit for all of the ads for that game going forward without having to watch them.
March 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
my five year old had a lockdown drill at school this morning.this means that my child and every other child in her elementary school got to do a fun thing where they lock all the doors and hide and stay quiet, so if someone actually comes to murder them someday, they'll know what to do.
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My tiny baby is five years old and is reading 😭 where does the time go
February 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I hope anybody using AI to mock up “crochet” images and using them to sell a pattern poops themselves violently in public today.
February 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
JKR being a shithead has really changed the way I engage with media. Now, before I start a book series, I deliberately go looking to make sure the author isn’t displaying any TERF tendencies. So thanks, Joanne, for inspiring me to support authors who aren’t like you. ☺️
December 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I don’t even know who to follow on here. Twitter was a particular comfortable void to scream in but I’m so uninvolved with so many things I was absolutely immersed in when I created my account there.

anybody into uh, parenting and crocheting and d&d (but f WOTC) and most importantly not a fascist?
November 9, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Coming down with some cold thing again, can always tell because my throat hurts. I will not let this stop me from drowning my egg and cheese in hot sauce though.
August 21, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Hello, I love turtles.
August 18, 2023 at 9:47 PM