I’m too sexy for my body.
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Red, White, and fucking Blue-Land?? This is the worst timeline.

“I have ordered the Inauguration Address, in addition to prayers and other speeches to be delivered in the United States Capitol Rotunda, because of very cold weather.
-D Trump

So basically what he is trying to say is “I’m concerned about crowd size and don’t want to be embarrassed again…”

I think people who are concerned about the social and political "consequences" of Michelle Obama skipping the inauguration don't know enough working class families and where this ranks on their list of concerns.

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The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

Good morning, Bluesky

How I’m looking at all the pearl clutching about Biden’s pardon from the people who voted for a convicted felon and rapist.

A comment posted to Reddit:

Listening to a Spotify mood and I was like, “Wow, there’s so much talent out there, this song is really beautiful and I bet I have never even heard of the artist” and it was Taylor Swift.

THUS SPOKE THE LICH!!

NGC 1566: A Spiral Galaxy from Webb and Hubble

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Jupiter from the James Webb Space Telescope

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

Literally only on here out of spite.