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jesstopian.bsky.social
jessie marie ⌘
@jesstopian.bsky.social
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NYC ➡️ PHX
cracking eggs of wisdom since age 5.
cubana. hoops fan (SUNS). tech bitch. dope cook. comedy lover. beats worshipper. purposeful sneezer. discerning af.
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Good luck, America...
Screenshot of a quote from carl sagan's the demon-haunted world: One of the saddest lessons of history is this: if we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.
January 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A cold day in hell feels about right
CNN headline that reads: An Arctic blast will give Trump the coldest inauguration in 40 years
January 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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"Gulf of America"
"Windmills and whales"
"Rain comes down from heaven"

I'm really not mentally prepared for 4 more years of this bro
January 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Reality tv at its finest 🤌🏽
Screenshot of shams charania tweet that reads: The National Basketball Players Association will soon file a grievance to dispute the Miami Heat's seven-game suspension of Jimmy Butler, sources tell me and @WindhorstESPN. The grievance process is lengthy, however, and will likely not stop suspension.
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This face tho 🥰
Picture of my dog Booker wearing a blue plaid bandanna in my living room looking like a happy good boy
January 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Dressing up to watch basketball with your friends on NYE isn't necessary, but it's highly encouraged ✨

Go suns (begrudgingly)
And happy new year fwiw 🥂
Mirror pic of me wearing a fuchsia lace dress, furry black jacket, black tights and heel booties
January 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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It was a very merry sunsmas after all 🧡💜
December 26, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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How's your christmas going? 🏀🐶🥃
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Sir, a second gummy has hit her system
Image of andy card whispering in george bush's ear on 9/11
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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I also have a "nice" headband but I decided to match 2024's overall vibe

Merry Christmas y'all 💋
Selfie of me wearing a knit headband that says "naughty"
December 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Merry christmas eve from the desert 🌵🐪
Picture of camelback mountain (phoenix arizona) during sunset
December 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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NSFW
Fried chicken cutlet with freshly grated parmigiano, side salad and lemon slice on a white plate
December 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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It's alright, y'all. I made lemon basil bars and they are a certified W

(basil shortbread with basil infused lemon curd)
Basil infused lemon curd Basil shortbread The curd set on top of the shortbread Finished project topped with powdered sugar, a lemon slice and basil leaves
December 22, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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Two years ago today I had to say goodbye to my first dog/ride or die (to say it was heartbreaking is an understatement).

Pearl was stubborn and full of sass and her side eye was a thing of beauty 🤌🏽

I'll miss her always 🤍
Black & white selfie of me with my bostin terrier dog laying on top of me Close up of dog pearl "smiling" Picture of my dog pearl on a walk wearing a phoenix suns bandana Side by side pucture of my dog and mikal bridges giving a side eye look
December 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Book will be reevaluated in a week.

Merry Christmas 😭
Tweet that reads: devin booker (groin) out at least two games
December 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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High 👋🏽
Selfie of me in pigtail buns sitting on my couch wearing a black t-shirt that says phoenix
December 21, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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Disgruntled af
December 20, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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We in here, suns fam 🧡💜
December 20, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Very refreshing to have an owner who seems to give a shit about ALL fans who attend games. Plus we all know the margins were insane for this stuff.
Screenshot of twitter post from phoenix suns owner mat ishbia that reads: Winning starts with our fans. When I walk the concourse at games there aren't food options for families who don't want to spend a lot of money. That needs to change, so today we're rolling out our $2 value menu for all home @Suns games.
December 18, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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I made focaccia today and I'm very proud of it
December 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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He's my favorite 🤎
Picture of my dog booker (black, tan and white aussiedoodle)
December 16, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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Ah yes, my boobs- spreading joy one restaurant table at a time 💀

Happy Saturday y'all
Screenshot of text exchange with my friend jenn Jenn: Heads up! I went with a cute black sweater and black jeans... I literally look like l'm going to a hipster funeral Me: That feels very appropriate for the occasion lol, I currently have on wide leg dark jeans and a black/white cropped cardigan with more cleavage than I should probably be exposing but what else is new Jenn: We need to bring some joy to the table tonight and I think your boobs and your wonderful cleavage will do just that!
December 15, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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I was gonna do plain white this time around but my nail tech insisted on a touch of red ❤️
Picture of my left hand freshly manicured- soft white nails with red polka dots on the ring finger
December 14, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Up at the half, shots (and homemade chocolate bark) at the half ✨
2 shots of whiskey and chocolate bark on a kitchen counter
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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2024: a series of unfortunate events 😒
Kellan Olson twitter post that reads: Bradley Beal has been added to the Suns injury report and is questionable for tonight's game due to right knee swelling.
December 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM