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I am a woman, but I'm CERTAINLY not a lady.
I don't actually have zero followers, they're just […]

🌉 bridged from https://infosec.exchange/@JessTheUnstill on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
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Now it allows you to mute conversation
Now it allows you to mute conversation
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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1. There's no mute conversation button on someone else's post

2. Hit reply on the post - note by default it says public and includes the person's username

3. Change the post visibility to private

4. Make a junk post

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There's no mute conversation button on someone else's post Hit reply on the post - note by default it says public and includes the person's username Change the post visibility to private Make a junk post
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Maybe my dog is wiser than me by taking out boredom and stress by ripping stuffed animals apart then taking a nap.
A picture of a stuffed animal ripped to shreds, stuffing covering the floor. Then a medium white dog curled up on top of a fuzzy blanket on the ottoman fast asleep.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Meme from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with Wonka saying "Stop. Don't. Come back."
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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@feed
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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We have 10 years or less until the revolution.
Tweet from @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. “Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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#adhd life is when you're both the mother and the child simultaneously.
Meme mom in a car screaming at the backseat "WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL" Kid in back seat screaming back "BECAUSE IM YOUR CHILD"
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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> She also said that since her column was published, she heard from current players "who agree with my points, but are too fearful to speak up."
Meme Tweet from Nathan fielder Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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You can tell it's noon because she followed the sun around to this chair.
#dogsofmastodon
A medium sized white dog laying down on a green sofa in a sun beam. Her head is slightly raised, her blue eye catching the sun looking side eyed to the camera.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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LMAO - "we guarantee a vote on this after you cave on the only vote you have leverage with" ...

Wow are libs really going to fall for the oldest trick on the books again ...
The bipartisan discussions are focused around a revised stopgap spending bill that would keep agencies open until at least December, as well as passage of the full-year Agriculture-FDA, Military Construction-VA and Legislative Branch spending bills. Those two pieces could be advanced together, with a Republican guarantee that Democrats would get a future vote to extend the insurance subsidies once the shutdown is over. Some Democrats, including Sen. John Hickenlooper of Colorado, are pushing for Speaker Mike Johnson to also guarantee a vote — something the Louisiana Republican has been loath to do as he argues Democrats need to reopen the government first.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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@Viss
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Coffee mug that reads: I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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sets timer for 10 minutes on phone

30 minutes go by

no timer went off

checks phone

the timer:
A screenshot of a calculator app from an android phone. The number at the top which has been typed in is "10"
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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@puppygirlhornypost2
Screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Meetwad saying: "God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem."
August 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Oh no! Apparently Elon's love for me isn't exclusive! And here I thought we had something special together my sweet Lon Lon! How dare you steal him from me markholtom!!!
The CEO Of TESLA AND SPACE X spaceastronomy@mas.to @MarkHoltom Hello big fan I'm impressed with your profile. | also admire your good sense of humor here. | don't normally write in the comment section, but | think you deserve this compliment..... I'd like to be your friend if you don't mind give me a follow right away
August 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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BRB, going to make the most absolutely erotic game possible about feet solely so people with foot fetishes can masturbate to it and see if it gets delisted.

https://itch.io/t/5149036/reindexing-adult-nsfw-content
Stripe Update For those who aren't aware, Stripe is one of the payment processors we've used since our early days. They have provided the "Pay with card" option on our checkout page for over 10 years. We spoke with Stripe yesterday about their content policies. They confirmed that they will not be able to support adult content that fits the following definition: "content designed for sexual gratification" Stripe asked us to pass along the following message to our users: Stripe is currently unable to support sexually explicit content due to restrictions placed on them by their banking partners, despite card networks generally supporting adult content (with the appropriate registrations). Stripe has indicated that they hope to be able to support adult content in the future We are in the process of talking with other payment partners to accept card payments that Stripe is unable to process. We disabled Stripe payments last week on pages identified as having "adult NSFW content." Now that we have a more specific definition from Stripe, we may review that initial list for potential re-introduction. However, our long-term plan is to implement one or more new processors to avoid putting the platform at risk.
August 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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[re: Meme dump thread]

Tweet from @PleaseBeGneiss

Brain: did we get anything done this weekend?
Me: no
Brain: okay then at least we relaxed
Me: somehow also no
Tweet from @PleaseBeGneiss Brain: did we get anything done this weekend? Me: no Brain: okay then at least we relaxed Me: somehow also no
July 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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[re: Meme dump thread]

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Tweet from @internetanja Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated
July 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Meme of Simpsons Willy the groundskeeper yelling at principal skinner Conservatives and leftists are natural enemies Like liberals and leftists Or leftists and other leftists Damn leftists! You ruined leftism! You leftists sure are a contentious people You just made an enemy for life!
June 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Meme of Bane from Dark Knight Your Internet is slow? You merely adopted slow internet. I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see broadband until I was already a man.
June 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Meme of Elrond from Lord of the Rings saying "I was there Gandalf ...I was there 3 thousand years ago"
June 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Also seen at the airport:
It's the threesome box

I also kept thinking it was one of those any gender restrooms signs ... But alas.
A sign for an elevator It shows an up and down arrow above a box. Inside the box shows 3 stick figures, a man, a woman, and a man.
April 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Every goddamn time.
Clip from Simpsons Republican Convention with banners "We want what's worst for everyone" and "we're just plain evil" Democratic convention with banners "We hate life and ourselves" and "we can't govern"
February 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM