Jess Schmess
@jessschmess.bsky.social
Authentic chaos in a world of toxic positivity. ✨
Lmaooo!! In my defense, I hit a button and the PS home screen popped up and I couldn’t see the game play. 😩😩
April 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Lmaooo!! In my defense, I hit a button and the PS home screen popped up and I couldn’t see the game play. 😩😩
My squad is better than yours 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️#AlwaysAParty
April 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My squad is better than yours 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️#AlwaysAParty
Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!! 😩😩
April 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!! 😩😩
Here’s to Brutus, the least helpful bot in Fortnite. When he wasn’t ignoring the “res” command, he was blocking our shots and bombing us. 💕 Thanks Brutus, here’s to you 🥂🍻💕🥴
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Here’s to Brutus, the least helpful bot in Fortnite. When he wasn’t ignoring the “res” command, he was blocking our shots and bombing us. 💕 Thanks Brutus, here’s to you 🥂🍻💕🥴
“The ones who truly matter, would never put me in a position where I’d have to question their intentions.”
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“The ones who truly matter, would never put me in a position where I’d have to question their intentions.”
Thank you Internet Explorer, whether it’s their real page or not, for seeing an opportunity and taking it. 😂😂
January 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thank you Internet Explorer, whether it’s their real page or not, for seeing an opportunity and taking it. 😂😂
It’s all I have right now, brain! How about you take this immediate release serotonin and f*ck off for the next 5 minutes! 😕
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It’s all I have right now, brain! How about you take this immediate release serotonin and f*ck off for the next 5 minutes! 😕
Casper sleeping outside of Paste’s enclosure. Paste doesn’t seem bothered so, I decided to mind my business. 🤷🏽♀️
January 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Casper sleeping outside of Paste’s enclosure. Paste doesn’t seem bothered so, I decided to mind my business. 🤷🏽♀️
