Silly little rat
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God hates me specifically and has placed me on this earth as a kind of ironic punishment for being unlovable
Me for most of the post: (nodding grimly)
Me for the last sentence: I wonder if I could drown myself in my bathroom sink
Me for the last sentence: I wonder if I could drown myself in my bathroom sink
August 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me for most of the post: (nodding grimly)
Me for the last sentence: I wonder if I could drown myself in my bathroom sink
Me for the last sentence: I wonder if I could drown myself in my bathroom sink
At the same time your post sucks ass and you managed to enter my sphere of consciousness in one of the most agitating ways possible, so no, I will not be reading your stinky boo boo shitpants article, even if the annoying chuddy way you phrased this shit was a trojan horse to get hate clicks
August 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
At the same time your post sucks ass and you managed to enter my sphere of consciousness in one of the most agitating ways possible, so no, I will not be reading your stinky boo boo shitpants article, even if the annoying chuddy way you phrased this shit was a trojan horse to get hate clicks
I wake up every day and thank the powers that be that I am gay so that I don't ever ever ever in my life have to do the abominable and soul crushing work of trying to figure out which men are and aren't frothing at the mouth lunatic freaks, and I suppose I am grateful to you for reminding me of that
August 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wake up every day and thank the powers that be that I am gay so that I don't ever ever ever in my life have to do the abominable and soul crushing work of trying to figure out which men are and aren't frothing at the mouth lunatic freaks, and I suppose I am grateful to you for reminding me of that
He and all of his little freak hangers-on got utterly irate over being called weird by the most Someone's Dad-coded politician ever born and the entire Dem consultancy class (lmao) circled the wagons around the idea that doing that was inappropriate and crude
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He and all of his little freak hangers-on got utterly irate over being called weird by the most Someone's Dad-coded politician ever born and the entire Dem consultancy class (lmao) circled the wagons around the idea that doing that was inappropriate and crude
The Epstein stuff might actually just outright off him with a stroke
July 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Epstein stuff might actually just outright off him with a stroke
Thank you for reminding me to put my goddamn tongue back down
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Thank you for reminding me to put my goddamn tongue back down
Strongly suspect that the end goal is for federal funding to go exclusively to military, ice, and just enough bureaucratic sustainability for Congress to keep getting kickbacks from MIC dickheads
July 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Strongly suspect that the end goal is for federal funding to go exclusively to military, ice, and just enough bureaucratic sustainability for Congress to keep getting kickbacks from MIC dickheads
You were already handed a list and I assume you merely hope no one else is seeing it, so here it is again, either read it and recant on your defense of a soulless rape monster or shut the fuck up forever
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cl...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cl...
Bill Clinton sexual assault and misconduct allegations - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
July 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You were already handed a list and I assume you merely hope no one else is seeing it, so here it is again, either read it and recant on your defense of a soulless rape monster or shut the fuck up forever
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cl...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cl...
I wish I was as stupid as you, seems way easier than observing objective reality
July 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I wish I was as stupid as you, seems way easier than observing objective reality
It's genuinely breathtaking how vocal people are about how much they hate this shit and yet investors are still throwing money at it. Genuinely dumber than cattle
July 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It's genuinely breathtaking how vocal people are about how much they hate this shit and yet investors are still throwing money at it. Genuinely dumber than cattle
I mean the entire reporting plan for 10 years has been "how will this affect Trump's poll numbers" so it's not surprising no one remembers how to do any fucking journalism any more
July 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I mean the entire reporting plan for 10 years has been "how will this affect Trump's poll numbers" so it's not surprising no one remembers how to do any fucking journalism any more
It's the essence of who Superman is lol. If people have forgotten that then those zac Snyder movies did even more damage than I thought.
July 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's the essence of who Superman is lol. If people have forgotten that then those zac Snyder movies did even more damage than I thought.
Well, I know who Hunter Biden is, but I don't know or care who chris cillizza is, so there's that
July 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well, I know who Hunter Biden is, but I don't know or care who chris cillizza is, so there's that
I think Hallmark did this one already
July 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I think Hallmark did this one already
Let's just say there's a lab ten miles under Berlin staffed by rat-men who haven't seen daylight for 80 years currently going defcon 5 over this post
July 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Let's just say there's a lab ten miles under Berlin staffed by rat-men who haven't seen daylight for 80 years currently going defcon 5 over this post
It's kind of scientifically fascinating how your posts oscillate between fun and enjoyable and some of the best on the platform, and a kind of anti-life equation that not even Goebbels could hope to replicate
July 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's kind of scientifically fascinating how your posts oscillate between fun and enjoyable and some of the best on the platform, and a kind of anti-life equation that not even Goebbels could hope to replicate
Poimbus Glopfleek of stellar cluster BX-729 (his suggested simplification of the tax system and reasonable regulations on speculative assets make the most sense)
July 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Poimbus Glopfleek of stellar cluster BX-729 (his suggested simplification of the tax system and reasonable regulations on speculative assets make the most sense)
2 has been the case since at least 9/11 and there's no evidence that this will change
July 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
2 has been the case since at least 9/11 and there's no evidence that this will change
I don't think we can come back from this one, it's like an entire legion of horses was released like a swarm of locusts to kick random people in the head
July 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don't think we can come back from this one, it's like an entire legion of horses was released like a swarm of locusts to kick random people in the head
We're watching the apocalypse take shape in real time
July 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
We're watching the apocalypse take shape in real time
It is of critical importance for your own mental and physical well-being that you not relate to the protagonist and actively resist such thoughts
July 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It is of critical importance for your own mental and physical well-being that you not relate to the protagonist and actively resist such thoughts
Hard pass on the Hitlerburger supreme with a side of heart attack fries, thanks
July 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hard pass on the Hitlerburger supreme with a side of heart attack fries, thanks
I suppose he'd know, he's the son of a dictator wannabe.
July 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I suppose he'd know, he's the son of a dictator wannabe.
Nate silver is actually a pretty good weathervane for if something is good or not because like many loser assholes who stopped being relevant in 2012 he hates things that are good and likes things that suck ass
July 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Nate silver is actually a pretty good weathervane for if something is good or not because like many loser assholes who stopped being relevant in 2012 he hates things that are good and likes things that suck ass