Jessica Rapisarda
@jessrapisarda.bsky.social
English prof, writer, mother, bleeding heart, book hoarder, birder, napper, not cool
BREAKING: Donald Trump picks Brawndo (The Thirst Mutilator) to run the Department of Agriculture because, Trump explained, “It’s what plants crave.”
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November 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump picks Brawndo (The Thirst Mutilator) to run the Department of Agriculture because, Trump explained, “It’s what plants crave.”
A college student asked me whether Shakespeare “sounded so bad” because “English hadn’t evolved yet.”
He quickly followed up with, “He wrote The Great Gatsby, right?”
Read to your kids. Read around your kids. Go to the library. Make nerds great again.
He quickly followed up with, “He wrote The Great Gatsby, right?”
Read to your kids. Read around your kids. Go to the library. Make nerds great again.
November 19, 2024 at 11:48 PM
A college student asked me whether Shakespeare “sounded so bad” because “English hadn’t evolved yet.”
He quickly followed up with, “He wrote The Great Gatsby, right?”
Read to your kids. Read around your kids. Go to the library. Make nerds great again.
He quickly followed up with, “He wrote The Great Gatsby, right?”
Read to your kids. Read around your kids. Go to the library. Make nerds great again.