I’m not really a “Let’s dunk on bad NYT headlines” person, but “his position has gyrated” is both a viscerally disgusting phrase and far less precise or descriptive than the existing, commonplace term for when a politician cravenly changes their stance on something, which is “flip-flopped.”

I Googled “dogecoin” as a joke and this headline is so insane just on a syntactic level that I need to go lie down.

Mildly obsessed with the first edition cover of Franzen’s second novel, which makes it look like some lurid murder book by Dean Koontz or something.

There are like fifteen separate insane things happening in this paragraph and I am obsessed with it.

Spending Thanksgiving eve once more thinking about this JCO tweet.

Googled “How long should an English literature dissertation be?” because my department doesn’t have very clear guidelines (also b/c I am dumb) and this bit from Columbia’s website is calling me out directly, reading me for filth, etc.

The boy yearns

Some days you feel like a shiny new penny and other days you feel like a

Entering my Joan Didion era (wearing sunglasses and spending recklessly)