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Jess Johnson
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Thyroid cancer. I’ve got it. Getting rid of it really can mess up your whole plane of existence. Things get weird man.
They removed my thyroid, put me on replacement meds and my whole body has been like, “Wait. No. BS!” Then my temp, pulse and BP have been all over. I’ve lost 30 lbs. that’s nice.
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”
March 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There needs to be an investigation into her death. Perhaps the local authorities should investigate since the federal authorities don’t believe there was foul play involved.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ex-US attorney for Eastern District of Virginia Jessica Aber found dead
Jessica Aber, 43, was found dead in a Virginia home on Sunday
www.bbc.com
March 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Didn’t these fuckers boycott Bud Light, Target and Major League Baseball?
March 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Extraordinary rendition is basically kidnapping and relocating someone to a third state, America deports a Frenchman to Diego Garcia for criminal activity without trial or requirement of charges being filed in court.
March 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
December 17, 2024, a week before Biden’s last Christmas in office the NASDAQ Composite Index was 20,109.06 is today, just a month and a half into the Wharton School of Business’ least favorite student being in charge it has fallen to 17,303.01 a 24% drop in value. So much winning!
March 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can’t wait for this to land US service members into international courts for crimes against humanity.
This tactic didn’t work for Duterte in the Philippines.
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war
The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tomorrow we have an opportunity to show our elected officials that we didn’t forget our oath and we will hold them accountable for breaking theirs.
If you can get to DC, go! Make a stand. If not, go to your state capital and make yourself heard! I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
March 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
February 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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It’s almost as if we all told them this would happen and they just didn’t fucking care.
Or something.
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In less than a month I learned I have thyroid cancer and am diabetic. My resolution next year will be not to have any more health surprises.
January 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I just heard someone refer to Elon Musk as “Phony Stark” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂
December 28, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Merry Christmas! Happy holidays everyone!!
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
If Musk can influence Congress by threatening to primary members to vote his way on legislation we’re already an oligarchy. The ultra rich now control Congress, the Supreme Court and President.
Our elected officials are as bad as the Russian government stooges.
It’s time to eat the rich.
December 24, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Compassion, kindness, empathy aren’t signs of weakness. They are the traits that define a society.
December 23, 2024 at 8:24 AM
So, anybody want to start a pool on how long before the economy crashes?
December 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Trump voters were so afraid of the immigrants who weren’t eating their pets and the transgender women who weren’t threatening them in bathrooms, that they handed power to a bunch of insane Putin puppet billionaires who are ACTUALLY going to shut our government down and take our Social Security away.
December 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Republicans cut $200 million in funding for childhood cancer research, but please tell me more about how “pro-life” they are, won’t you.
December 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
What if we filed a class action lawsuit against billionaires who have undue influence on our political system? We could sue them for bribing our elected representatives with campaign contributions. We’d have to site specific legislation, but right now, Musk is making that easy.
December 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Mass shootings aren't "inevitable" they're completely preventable. Lock up your guns. Teach your kids how to safely fire a weapon. Teach them about the destructive nature of firearms. (You don't shoot anything to fix a problem.) NEVER GIVE THEM THE COMBINATION TO THE GUN SAFE!
December 17, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Let’s start something new! Let’s create the first Health Assurance Network. Members pay in, no more than 10% of their gross income, and the network pays the bills. No copay. No per visit fee. They bill, we pay.
December 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
There seems to be no end of people willing to make money off someone else’s image.
If you have the savvy to do all this social media marketing and such, you could easily be making more doing something productive.
December 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM