my nightmares are full of dead links
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my nightmares are full of dead links
living in wonder is the rent I owe god
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
living in wonder is the rent I owe god
if the charmin bears have no haters i am dead
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
if the charmin bears have no haters i am dead
claim to be a player but i fucked your wife
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
claim to be a player but i fucked your wife
not from where I’m standing
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
not from where I’m standing
famously Paul Erdos died mid math conference
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
famously Paul Erdos died mid math conference
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i admit that when i see erika kirk's entrance at TPC, with all the insane sparklers and lights and her outfit, i think -- That should be me. This could heal America.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i admit that when i see erika kirk's entrance at TPC, with all the insane sparklers and lights and her outfit, i think -- That should be me. This could heal America.
a good measure of how happy i am is that i pray for more time
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
a good measure of how happy i am is that i pray for more time
i’m at a hannakuh party where someone has brought deconstructed guacamole pie
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i’m at a hannakuh party where someone has brought deconstructed guacamole pie
actually I knew that was for me
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
actually I knew that was for me
if no one else got me i know eastern parkway got me
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
if no one else got me i know eastern parkway got me
torrential, say torrential to me ONE MORE TIME
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
torrential, say torrential to me ONE MORE TIME
out of all the reindeers you know you’re my favorite one
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
out of all the reindeers you know you’re my favorite one
no I’m not from Queens I wonder why you think that
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
no I’m not from Queens I wonder why you think that
out of all the reindeers you know you’re the mastermind
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
out of all the reindeers you know you’re the mastermind
at least i’m an insomniac in these here city
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
at least i’m an insomniac in these here city
mercury in sag and yet I persist
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
mercury in sag and yet I persist
my name’s Jess Joseph I hope I’ve pronounced that right
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
my name’s Jess Joseph I hope I’ve pronounced that right
making me mugwort tea and liver
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
making me mugwort tea and liver
butter and pretty dresses
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
butter and pretty dresses
creative forecasting an undernamed skill
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
creative forecasting an undernamed skill