Pioneer Valley Witch (PVWitch)
banner
jessipysz-mutti.bsky.social
Pioneer Valley Witch (PVWitch)
@jessipysz-mutti.bsky.social
Herbal Information Specialist & Storybook Witch.
Also Burnt-out AuDHD Millennial Mom.
Happy 42nd birthday to me
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
October 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
maybe I'm just up 🍃 and ruminating over one of the many movies on repeat in my house. or maybe colbert mentioned the space act of 2015 and mining the moon for quantum computer parts.
dark sequel would involve literal mole people and the Axiom descendants having their whole internal worlds implode.
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
September 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I knew it was going to be a wild ride, but that's about it. Feral children for the win.
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I know they're a sensory seeker (the nut fell straight off that tree) but this is a new one to me. Been going on for months.

#parenting #pickyeaters
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
One of the few albums that I never hit shuffle
September 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How much to move to The Land of Make Believe or Equestria? Asking for a me.
September 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"I'm tired of this, Great great grandpa!"
Old Polish dialect for "[That's too damn bad!]"
September 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
RIP to the best little bread machine that could.
Bready Crocker 2015-2025
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A constant vocal stim in this household. Update: This is now her favorite video.
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I've always struggled with certain aspects of self-care and sticking to a routine (AuDHD), so while I'm not the best example of living the holistic lifestyle, I can talk about it for days and give sensible advice based on scientific research, peer reviews, and backed by cited sources.
September 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I had no desire to try it before I was 25 anyway lol.
September 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Maybe it was the tincture

#gardenmom #cannamom
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's not the tantrums or big emotions that get me, it's the sudden violence
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My customer service mask shattered in 2022 and I do not gaf
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Getting weird & stupid in the final days of TikkyTokky
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It's about survival at this point. Gave myself bronchitis again tho.
August 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Cookie butter counts as a coping tool, right?
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm fully aware that I am the problem, and that alone should be enough but nope gotta do the Work
August 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Coping, schmoping. It's about survival these days. Thank goodness Mercury is out of retrograde
August 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cookie butter is a coping tool, right?
August 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Fake sugar daddies and psychics need to gtfo
July 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Very blessed to live where it's legal (for now) but goddamn I need more sativia
July 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM