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@jessipalooza.bsky.social
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30s || she/her || bi || libra || witch + magical girl

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i just like making playlist covers for characters and ships, idk what else to say.
a black and white album cover split down the middle with two hands reaching towards one another. the title is "in every lifetime" with the subtitle of "i will find you" and then "besmara" and "batu" an album cover with an orange-haired blood elf turning to look over her shoulder. her back is scarred up. the title is "devil seam" with the subtitle "esme sunshard" an album cover with an orange haired miqo'te stands in front of a blue sky. the title is "hurricane" with the subtitle "an es'mena nenda playlist". an album cover with a blonde woman on the front. behind her is the word "runaway" in capital letters repeated six times. above that is the subtitle of "sofie".
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I caught my orange boy in a great pic of him falling between two pillows.
A brainless orange cat flailing on his back. I love him.
September 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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What ails you, my little friend.
My torby cat, Lenore, draped out of her cat bed, looking sad and tired for no reason because she pays no rent, is played with and loved constantly, is spoiled with treats, and has all the high quality food she can every want
September 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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WE MADE IT
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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my face makes a fantastic ghost, if i do say so myself (i'm the pink one, obvs).
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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the deaths were spectacular.
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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So we played peak for @stormandozone.bsky.social 's birthday and it was fantastic.

Pics in the thread.
a peak screenshot with 8 players
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Our little old man Macaroni passed away this morning. He was literally the sweetest ferret and lived a long life. He was very old, so it wasn't entirely unexpected, but sad nonetheless. I'm okay, just sad with the loss of him. I'm gonna miss my little old man.
Macaroni (a ferret) at barely 1 year old. Macaroni (a ferret) at 7 years old, the night before he passed away - sleeping in my arms.
July 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I have wanted this for SO LONG, and I finally got it!!! AHHHHH!!!! Courtesy of Mandi from Unkindness Art - she did so amazingly!! 🥺💖

#SailorMoon | #tattoo | #anime | #animetattoo
A tattoo of the silver imperium crystal from Sailor Moon, blossomed and surrounded by transformation ribbons - placed on the center of a chest.
July 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Some more magazine covers. I’ve been having fun doing these silly things.

#GPOSERS | #FFXIV
A mock up of a bon appetit magazine with a shirtless au ra on the front. A mock up of a Harper’s Bazaar magazine cover with a lovely au ra on the cover. A mock up of a RollingStone magazine cover with a pirate miqo’te on the front. A mock up of a GQ magazine cover with a handsome miqo’te on the front.
July 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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And another! Ft. @pyrar.bsky.social 's Faeravel.
A mock up of a Men's Fitness magazine with a big, beefy au ra on the front.
June 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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@pyrar.bsky.social and I went for tattoos today!! 💖 Here’s what I got!
Tattoos: Sailor Moon’s moon stick on a right thumb, and Madoka’s bow and energy arrow on a left thumb. Tattoo: Sailor Moon’s crescent moon on a middle finger. Tattoos: Madoka’s chest gem and Madoka’s finger diamond mark on a middle finger.
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I think this is a trend going around..?? I think?? Anyway, here's my gorls - Es'mena and Lovete.

#Gposers | #FFXIV | #FinalFantasyXIV
A mock up of a Fortune magazine cover with an orange-haired miqo'te from FFXIV on the cover. A mock-up of a Vogue magazine cover with a blonde miqo'te on the cover.
June 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Monday, May 5th, my cat Bingley got out of the house through a screen that ripped and we haven't been able to find him. I have been a wreck since. I have been trying to keep positive, but it's really getting to me. I just really, really miss my boy. I want him back so bad, and I'm getting worried.
Me and Bingley laying in bed - he is a buff orange tabby, asleep on my chest and I'm petting his neck and chin. He is precious.
May 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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men were a mistake
April 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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And that's the end. I've found that being a menace is a great way to relieve stress, to be quite honest. I haven't had a fun, shallow argument where I got to tell someone to wash their ass in a long time. 😭

Anyway, go play #Assassin'sCreedShadows because it's a lot of fun. #Yasuke is fun af.
Also - Omg, did you have to like your own post? Oh, babe! Hahaha! That's gotta be the saddest thing I think I've see on these threads to far! Edit: Omg, you went back and liked ALL your own posts. Babe!! You don't have to try that hard, it's okay!! We're just talking!! LOL! [A facebook post with an attached image of a screenshot. The screenshot is of where I am about to respond to Dayton Rue's post accusing me of having influence because I have tits.] [The image attached - it is a screenshot showing that Dayton Rue has been liking his own posts throughout the conversation. He is the only one that has been liking his posts.]
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I can't argue with anybody on bsky because you all are too sweet and I deleted twitter, because fuck Elon. FB is where I keep in touch with my cousins. So I might as well.

Note: I have no idea what he's talking about re: developer friend/influence. I have nothing on my profile about either thing.
Dayton Rue: it sounds like you have no grasp on AAA titles across the board, you probably gave dragon age veilguard a 10/10 cause your boss bitch friend had a role in development. Never accuse me of not knowing gaming you cunt, I've been gaming before you knew you had any influence just because you have tits Jessica Hanson (me): DA: Veilguard has been in my library but I haven't played it yet, alas. [pensive emoji] I've heard mixed reviews, but mostly that it's a fun time. However, DA wasn't a franchise I really played a lot of and I was spending more time with other games I had let pile up (Banishers was a good one, you should) give that a shot if you haven't - you sound like you may be new to this sort of thing.) Either way, I definitely haven't had any friends in development, though that would've been really cool, I suppose. I DID know the official cosplayer/traceur for AC IV: Black Flag? He was there when I played the demo on their makeshift Jackdaw docked in San Diego harbor for Comic Con 2013. You can see videos of him doing parkour all around downtown San Diego and through Seaport Village. It was a fun time - I wish they'd go back to doing those kind of official cosplays. Seeing an official Eivor or Kassandra - ugh, or Bayek AND Aya??? [ok emoji] [weary emoji]
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Honestly, I just like being a menace because it brings me joy.

Note: It's obvs he hasn't played since it's always been one button to murder, and there are repercussions in Shadows, but he likely has only watched the vid showing what double assassination looks like.
Dayton Rue: this just proves you don't understand or give a crap about the game franchise. If this is what gets you to say 10/10 then go find an indie game that, that IS literally the game Jessica Hanson (me): Nothing stops you from murdering a bunch of people while collecting cute animals in your off-time. Wash your ass, pet a cat, and live a little, Dayton. Anyway, I've collected 33 so far. 11/10. GOTY. 5 stars. [weary emoji] [italian hand emoji] Dayton Rue: yeah, if you consider "murdering" pressing one button to instantly end a random npc with no reaction from anybody, no repercussions what so ever. Again, you are just proving the only game youve substantially played before was candy crush and now you think you have authority to speak on legacy AAA titles, go fuck yourself dumb bitch Jessica Hanson (me): It sounds like you've never played an Assassin's Creed game there, buddy. It's okay. You don't have to feel shy about it. We welcome new players into this franchise. I can give you a run down of the lore, if you'd like.
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Every time a greasy incel gamer boy calls me a cunt, an angel gets its wings and my power grows tenfold.

Anyway, some dweeb was angry because you can pet animals in AC: Shadows. I'm not censoring his name, because I don't do that for MAGA incels. 🧵
Jessica Hanson (Me): As soon as I found out that you can collect different colors of dogs and cats (and puppies and kittens) by finding them and petting them out in the world? Game of the year, 10/10, 5 stars, say less. [ok emoji] [weary emoji] [25 likes]
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Kelly from the Office looking tired and worn. Bitch is so tired. So very tired.
March 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Came face to face with my generation’s worst nightmare on the way to work.
A truck hauling stacked logs. A truck hauling stacked logs.
March 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Share some of the best eyes in movies
Jennifer Connelly in the Labyrinth - a young girl with poofy brown hair tied up with silver ribbons, silver earrings, silver jewelry and pink lipstick.
March 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little!

Here’s Bingley, Lenore, and Macaroni. By the time we got Zayla and Soba, they weren’t really babies so I didn’t include them but they were still adorable. ☺️💖

I miss when Macaroni had hair 😭😭😭 He’s such a naked little turkey neck now, my poor boy!!!
A little orange kitten A little torby kitten A little sable ferret
March 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM