I cannot stop spending money lmao
May 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I cannot stop spending money lmao
I keep trying to talk to my in law about my business but i get the feeling he doesn’t get it or care lmao I don’t blame him though
April 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I keep trying to talk to my in law about my business but i get the feeling he doesn’t get it or care lmao I don’t blame him though
Oh god I ran into the girl I’m no longer interested in lol
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh god I ran into the girl I’m no longer interested in lol
Jasper just puked his eggs all over me this is great lmao I feel fucking gross now
March 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Jasper just puked his eggs all over me this is great lmao I feel fucking gross now
Grammar does not mean anything to me on bluesky
March 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Grammar does not mean anything to me on bluesky
I need someone to participate in an experiment with me preferably a girl this is serious lol
March 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I need someone to participate in an experiment with me preferably a girl this is serious lol
I’m so glad I won’t be one of those old people who only need their glasses for certain times bc that’s such a fucking inconvenience
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m so glad I won’t be one of those old people who only need their glasses for certain times bc that’s such a fucking inconvenience
This is a horrible time in America to be thinking about taking my nexplanon out early but here I am doing it
March 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is a horrible time in America to be thinking about taking my nexplanon out early but here I am doing it
Holy shit it’s almost me and Tyler’s 3 year anniversary
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Holy shit it’s almost me and Tyler’s 3 year anniversary
I hate when people call me lmao I don’t want to talk on the phone
March 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I hate when people call me lmao I don’t want to talk on the phone
Follow up for my last post: my son threw his chair right on the same spot that is still sore from falling on a toy school bus. Not sure if my shin is ok lmao
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Follow up for my last post: my son threw his chair right on the same spot that is still sore from falling on a toy school bus. Not sure if my shin is ok lmao
Dude yesterday or the day before I tripped over a toy school bus and my leg fell on it and maaaaaan this shit still hurts I think I halfway broke my shin lmao
February 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dude yesterday or the day before I tripped over a toy school bus and my leg fell on it and maaaaaan this shit still hurts I think I halfway broke my shin lmao
Yeah idk about the girl date I went on tbh she is kinda….. already being too clingy lol
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yeah idk about the girl date I went on tbh she is kinda….. already being too clingy lol
I need to meet bad bunny
February 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I need to meet bad bunny
Alabama barker and bhad bhabies beef is far more entertaining than drake and Kendrick’s. Bc wtf are these white girls talking about now lmao
February 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Alabama barker and bhad bhabies beef is far more entertaining than drake and Kendrick’s. Bc wtf are these white girls talking about now lmao
I had a girl date last night! It went well. All things considered lol ( me popping a tire after picking her up)
February 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I had a girl date last night! It went well. All things considered lol ( me popping a tire after picking her up)
I hate texting people bc I’m too emotionally immature I guess lol. Everything pisses me off. Like why are you texting that way are we good? Do you even want to hang out? Bc I would love to just stay my ass home
February 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I hate texting people bc I’m too emotionally immature I guess lol. Everything pisses me off. Like why are you texting that way are we good? Do you even want to hang out? Bc I would love to just stay my ass home
If you’re at the gym in some damn pajamas I just feel like you’re not taking this seriously
February 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you’re at the gym in some damn pajamas I just feel like you’re not taking this seriously
If you’re fat or chunky and want your belly pierced do it. Just know it’s weird lol I’m even chunkier the second time around and it feels so weird especially when I’m laying down and it’s getting smushed by my belly
February 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you’re fat or chunky and want your belly pierced do it. Just know it’s weird lol I’m even chunkier the second time around and it feels so weird especially when I’m laying down and it’s getting smushed by my belly
Let me ooouuttttt nooooowww, and it can beeeeeee niiiiice
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Let me ooouuttttt nooooowww, and it can beeeeeee niiiiice
Guess who fell asleep 25 minutes into white lotus lmao
February 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Guess who fell asleep 25 minutes into white lotus lmao
White lotus is back tonight at 9pm I can’t believe season 3 is finally here omg 😭😭
February 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
White lotus is back tonight at 9pm I can’t believe season 3 is finally here omg 😭😭
Trying to go to the gym 3x a week didn’t seem like much until gym day comes and I’m like damn… here we go again
February 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Trying to go to the gym 3x a week didn’t seem like much until gym day comes and I’m like damn… here we go again
I do love Chappell fr tho ❤️ just not as much lol
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I do love Chappell fr tho ❤️ just not as much lol
Water slide by Janelle monáe is probably the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. No one talked about that one though bc everybody is at the pink pony club lmao so if yall want some queer black artists for black history month I got you
February 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Water slide by Janelle monáe is probably the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. No one talked about that one though bc everybody is at the pink pony club lmao so if yall want some queer black artists for black history month I got you