Jessie Newburn, Writer
@jessienewburn.bsky.social
I write, and such.
jessienewburnwriter.com
jessienewburnwriter.com
The best summary of #GenX I ever done heard.
And as proof it's from an Xer, they put two spaces after a period because they learned to type long before computers became a thing and it was proper grammar to put two spaces after a period to create a longer visual pause. Legit.
And as proof it's from an Xer, they put two spaces after a period because they learned to type long before computers became a thing and it was proper grammar to put two spaces after a period to create a longer visual pause. Legit.
May 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The best summary of #GenX I ever done heard.
And as proof it's from an Xer, they put two spaces after a period because they learned to type long before computers became a thing and it was proper grammar to put two spaces after a period to create a longer visual pause. Legit.
And as proof it's from an Xer, they put two spaces after a period because they learned to type long before computers became a thing and it was proper grammar to put two spaces after a period to create a longer visual pause. Legit.
Horrifying headline:
May 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Horrifying headline:
Trump. In sweats and tennis shoes!
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump. In sweats and tennis shoes!
So clearly manipulated. Added to the photo. So obviously faked by the potus's gaslighting crew.
April 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So clearly manipulated. Added to the photo. So obviously faked by the potus's gaslighting crew.
Someone in my community has created a Little Free Keychain Library. How cute! They get many of their trinkets through the local #BuyNothing group and post them for pickup there as well.
March 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Someone in my community has created a Little Free Keychain Library. How cute! They get many of their trinkets through the local #BuyNothing group and post them for pickup there as well.
Xers – Explode and exploit technology
GenXers (1961-1981), the Nomad archetype, are the ultimate technology creators and users. They’re the natural-born entrepreneurs, the generation always looking for an angle, a market, a missed chance someone else didn’t see.
GenXers (1961-1981), the Nomad archetype, are the ultimate technology creators and users. They’re the natural-born entrepreneurs, the generation always looking for an angle, a market, a missed chance someone else didn’t see.
March 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Xers – Explode and exploit technology
GenXers (1961-1981), the Nomad archetype, are the ultimate technology creators and users. They’re the natural-born entrepreneurs, the generation always looking for an angle, a market, a missed chance someone else didn’t see.
GenXers (1961-1981), the Nomad archetype, are the ultimate technology creators and users. They’re the natural-born entrepreneurs, the generation always looking for an angle, a market, a missed chance someone else didn’t see.
And to think, for so long, the low-sloping Appalachian mountain chain kept people and goods from moving west.
Then there was the crossing.
The Great American Desert.
The Rockies.
The Sierras.
Amazing.
Then there was the crossing.
The Great American Desert.
The Rockies.
The Sierras.
Amazing.
March 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
And to think, for so long, the low-sloping Appalachian mountain chain kept people and goods from moving west.
Then there was the crossing.
The Great American Desert.
The Rockies.
The Sierras.
Amazing.
Then there was the crossing.
The Great American Desert.
The Rockies.
The Sierras.
Amazing.
Generational tidbit: The first wave of #GenX (those born 1961-1964 in the US and Canada) is statistically and experientially some of the hardest hit in terms of youth pathologies* ... trailing after the Boomers' ever-so-excused, 15-ish-years-long, youth-pathology behavior spike.
March 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Generational tidbit: The first wave of #GenX (those born 1961-1964 in the US and Canada) is statistically and experientially some of the hardest hit in terms of youth pathologies* ... trailing after the Boomers' ever-so-excused, 15-ish-years-long, youth-pathology behavior spike.
I am the maker of many things dehydrated.
I am the maker of this gorgeous, incredibly delicious, masterpiece of nuts, cowboy candy, rosemary simple syrup and more!
I am the maker of this gorgeous, incredibly delicious, masterpiece of nuts, cowboy candy, rosemary simple syrup and more!
March 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I am the maker of many things dehydrated.
I am the maker of this gorgeous, incredibly delicious, masterpiece of nuts, cowboy candy, rosemary simple syrup and more!
I am the maker of this gorgeous, incredibly delicious, masterpiece of nuts, cowboy candy, rosemary simple syrup and more!
As I select my seeds for the Gardening 2025 year ahead, this photo from last year's garden bounty, delights me.
March 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
As I select my seeds for the Gardening 2025 year ahead, this photo from last year's garden bounty, delights me.
There's a whole class of people who see /trump as powerful.
And a whole other group that sees the grifter, the narcissist, the racist-misogynist, self-serving criminal he is.
Count me in the latter.
And a whole other group that sees the grifter, the narcissist, the racist-misogynist, self-serving criminal he is.
Count me in the latter.
March 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There's a whole class of people who see /trump as powerful.
And a whole other group that sees the grifter, the narcissist, the racist-misogynist, self-serving criminal he is.
Count me in the latter.
And a whole other group that sees the grifter, the narcissist, the racist-misogynist, self-serving criminal he is.
Count me in the latter.
Y'all need to read "The Fourth Turning is Here." Better yet, listen to it as an audiobook as it can get a little history-ish at times. Just sayin.
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Y'all need to read "The Fourth Turning is Here." Better yet, listen to it as an audiobook as it can get a little history-ish at times. Just sayin.
How Faux News covered it.
February 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
How Faux News covered it.
How Faux News covered it.
February 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
How Faux News covered it.
So much packed into this little state.
It's astounding. Truly.
AND we have the largest estuary in the nation, and third largest in the world. #maryland
It's astounding. Truly.
AND we have the largest estuary in the nation, and third largest in the world. #maryland
February 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
So much packed into this little state.
It's astounding. Truly.
AND we have the largest estuary in the nation, and third largest in the world. #maryland
It's astounding. Truly.
AND we have the largest estuary in the nation, and third largest in the world. #maryland
A black MAGA hat, replete with a fancy new font, glasses he is certain are cool, and near-Flavor Flav-level bling.
Forget the billions, and being "First Buddy," Elon has arrived.
Forget the billions, and being "First Buddy," Elon has arrived.
February 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A black MAGA hat, replete with a fancy new font, glasses he is certain are cool, and near-Flavor Flav-level bling.
Forget the billions, and being "First Buddy," Elon has arrived.
Forget the billions, and being "First Buddy," Elon has arrived.
@thehill.com Normalize adding #bluesky share icons on news sites. Start with yours.
February 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
@thehill.com Normalize adding #bluesky share icons on news sites. Start with yours.
And more striking the White House communications staff would coddle his fragile ego as such.
x.com/WhiteHouse/s...
x.com/WhiteHouse/s...
February 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
And more striking the White House communications staff would coddle his fragile ego as such.
x.com/WhiteHouse/s...
x.com/WhiteHouse/s...
I refuse to RT anything on Twitter. (And I refuse to call it X. Whatevs.) I will link to the tweet in the comments, for veracity.
So, yeah, look who grew some balls? Mike PENCE on Twitter calling out Mr. President on a rather big lie.
So, yeah, look who grew some balls? Mike PENCE on Twitter calling out Mr. President on a rather big lie.
February 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I refuse to RT anything on Twitter. (And I refuse to call it X. Whatevs.) I will link to the tweet in the comments, for veracity.
So, yeah, look who grew some balls? Mike PENCE on Twitter calling out Mr. President on a rather big lie.
So, yeah, look who grew some balls? Mike PENCE on Twitter calling out Mr. President on a rather big lie.
This was the real Time cover.
February 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This was the real Time cover.
These are real. A human wrote these words. They are posted on the White House's website.
This is a cult. This is gaslighting 101.
This is a cult. This is gaslighting 101.
February 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
These are real. A human wrote these words. They are posted on the White House's website.
This is a cult. This is gaslighting 101.
This is a cult. This is gaslighting 101.
It's not as if T/ didn't know of Vance's stance on him prior to when he annointed him as his /vp. Making him bend, making him kneel, making him a lackey, a servant ... that was his message to all Rs and especially anyone who defied him, in any manner: You will kneel.
February 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's not as if T/ didn't know of Vance's stance on him prior to when he annointed him as his /vp. Making him bend, making him kneel, making him a lackey, a servant ... that was his message to all Rs and especially anyone who defied him, in any manner: You will kneel.
I, as I'm sure do many others, find Trump's do-what-I-want-when-I-want use of capitalization odd.
But this is super-odd. Oh, how I hope this all comes back to bite him and his ego can't handle the strain of the Great Elon Musk's media elevation.
But this is super-odd. Oh, how I hope this all comes back to bite him and his ego can't handle the strain of the Great Elon Musk's media elevation.
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I, as I'm sure do many others, find Trump's do-what-I-want-when-I-want use of capitalization odd.
But this is super-odd. Oh, how I hope this all comes back to bite him and his ego can't handle the strain of the Great Elon Musk's media elevation.
But this is super-odd. Oh, how I hope this all comes back to bite him and his ego can't handle the strain of the Great Elon Musk's media elevation.