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Jessie Hennen
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Novelist repped by PS Literary, mother of too many pets, sketch comedy nerd, and English prof. Am I doing this right?
I just remembered I have photo evidence -- and fond, fuzzy memories -- of the fact that #TimWalz owned a cat who was a notorious wedding crasher

Real smoking gun right here
August 9, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by Jessie Hennen
I’m watching a Chekhov play and so far there has been no violence but this sign was on the wall at the entrance, so…
May 19, 2024 at 1:27 AM
The Heckin' Good Puppers Who Borked Away from Omelas
May 19, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I left the Old Bad Site last year but am now at AWP and nostalgic for all the tweets

How do I get that vibe here? Are hashtags a thing?
February 7, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Is anyone else watching Our Flag Means Death?? If so, I need to talk about it here
October 6, 2023 at 3:01 AM
On the plus side, being stuck on the couch with covid for a week is a great way to realize how filthy your house is

(Even if you are powerless to do anything about it)
September 9, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Is there a German word for "the specific sadness of discovering a friend of whom you were once fond is now, apparently, a TERF"?
August 20, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Help, I have posted so little on Bluesky that I am now paralyzed with indecision as to what one might post on Bluesky
August 15, 2023 at 1:30 AM
One of the scarier things about the bird app in recent times: the fact that my feed had become packed with vague clickbait articles written by an AI, seemingly tailored to my interests. Anyone else feel like this was happening?
July 27, 2023 at 1:28 AM
No one:

My friend: Say, did I tell you that the other day, I took a hit of LSD, put on a podcast about headhunters, then saw a UFO?

Were it not for the freaky video and pictures he managed to take, there is no way I would have believed him. But...
July 26, 2023 at 9:02 PM
I'm just here to get back at my ex (X), thanks

Okay and also to talk about books + shout random anecdotes about my farm into the void; if you are reading this, hi!
July 26, 2023 at 8:27 PM