“Ya on ya own, sucka!”, my Nissan Sentra rental tells me as I drive through a blinding rainstorm on I-75 in Atlanta.

“She’s got this incredible smile. It’s like she’s got too many teeth or somethin’” -George Castanza

a.k.a. the kinds of compliments I’ve gotten my entire life.

When your post has 8 straight 😄’s I’m the person who comes in with the 👍🏼 and I’m pretty sure the disruption of order upsets most everyone.

It’s not a true “Irish goodbye” if you tell 4 people you’re gonna do it right before you leave the party. #Hithatisme