Jessie
@jessieauto23.bsky.social
That is an incredibly bold music choice
October 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
That is an incredibly bold music choice
How many bald dudes does it take to run one disappointing NHL team
October 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How many bald dudes does it take to run one disappointing NHL team
In the mood to delete all my socials but unsure if my fomo can take it
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In the mood to delete all my socials but unsure if my fomo can take it
Blessed with glowy skin ... Cursed with antidepressant breakouts 🥲
January 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Blessed with glowy skin ... Cursed with antidepressant breakouts 🥲
If you wanna know why I’m uncomfortable tonight plz google lightening crotch 🥲
October 18, 2023 at 12:16 AM
If you wanna know why I’m uncomfortable tonight plz google lightening crotch 🥲
Smh Chris didn’t wish me a happy anniversary on insta guess it’s divorce
October 18, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Smh Chris didn’t wish me a happy anniversary on insta guess it’s divorce
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Honestly, this broke me a little bit.
October 17, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Honestly, this broke me a little bit.
Ughhhhh I’m so fucking uncomfortable all the goddamn time and I still have 8 more weeks of this 🫠
October 17, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Ughhhhh I’m so fucking uncomfortable all the goddamn time and I still have 8 more weeks of this 🫠
My gestational diabetes has been diet controlled up until now and the continuous glucose monitor, insulin, &needle caps I had to buy just for the last 2 months of my pregnancy were over $800. I have decent benefits &so I only have to pay about 10% of that but that is fucked
October 16, 2023 at 1:21 AM
My gestational diabetes has been diet controlled up until now and the continuous glucose monitor, insulin, &needle caps I had to buy just for the last 2 months of my pregnancy were over $800. I have decent benefits &so I only have to pay about 10% of that but that is fucked
BBs first hockey game
October 14, 2023 at 9:40 PM
BBs first hockey game
So deeply over being yelled at by clients today
October 10, 2023 at 4:38 PM
So deeply over being yelled at by clients today
My prenatal massage isn’t for another 2 weeks and I think my entire body may fall apart before then
October 9, 2023 at 12:43 AM
My prenatal massage isn’t for another 2 weeks and I think my entire body may fall apart before then
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This weekend has me remembering that I am often not enough of an expert to even identify expertise.
October 8, 2023 at 4:48 PM
This weekend has me remembering that I am often not enough of an expert to even identify expertise.
Me: all my clothes are stupid and I look like a giant bridge troll
Chris: well you knew you were gunna feel this way at some point when you wanted to get pregnant again
😑
Chris: well you knew you were gunna feel this way at some point when you wanted to get pregnant again
😑
October 8, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Me: all my clothes are stupid and I look like a giant bridge troll
Chris: well you knew you were gunna feel this way at some point when you wanted to get pregnant again
😑
Chris: well you knew you were gunna feel this way at some point when you wanted to get pregnant again
😑
I am crying at the end of Cars weeks pregnant
October 7, 2023 at 1:43 PM
I am crying at the end of Cars weeks pregnant
All I want in life is a deli bagel and cream cheese 😭
October 7, 2023 at 10:59 AM
All I want in life is a deli bagel and cream cheese 😭
Holy fuck I need a massage
October 7, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Holy fuck I need a massage
Everytime I see an influencer girlie post about Paris fashion week I just wanna comment and ask how her bed bug bites are doing
October 6, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Everytime I see an influencer girlie post about Paris fashion week I just wanna comment and ask how her bed bug bites are doing
I forgot how good a red lipstick makes me feel
October 6, 2023 at 3:53 PM
I forgot how good a red lipstick makes me feel
Well this is how my day is going
October 6, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Well this is how my day is going
My placenta is being a big meanie
October 5, 2023 at 5:17 PM
My placenta is being a big meanie
Bring me cookies or bring me death
October 4, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Bring me cookies or bring me death
Apologies to my coworkers who ask how I’m doing and get aggressively honest answers today
October 4, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Apologies to my coworkers who ask how I’m doing and get aggressively honest answers today
Has my work considered that I am 30 weeks pregnant and don’t wanna
October 4, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Has my work considered that I am 30 weeks pregnant and don’t wanna
Fetus has hiccoughs and it’s adorable but also low key annoying
October 4, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Fetus has hiccoughs and it’s adorable but also low key annoying