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It knocked his glasses off and my top off at the same time. I was just quick enough to find and secure my top before he found his glasses and could see again. He was very disappointed.

I'm so confused. And I see she is too. Incidentally, something similar to this happened to me once. I was wading in the surf with a boy and a big wave slammed into us.

Aww that is so sweet. I love that woman.

Can we confirm his identity? Is that the right guy? He should have brought Kilmar's wife along to see him too, but maybe he was afraid they wouldn't let her back in.

We could use a dose of saving, even if from nose hairs.

Wait 'til you meet those >60 nose and ear hairs, bro. They make special trimming kits just for that cause it happens to everyone.

Then they can form a lovely acapella soprano boy band.

Barf

I get the feeling they're not doing it to impress women.

So much to unpack there ... Lol

Yes.

Not as much during the dark ages. And I'm not accounting for all cultures, to be fair.

I'm text-babbling. Sorry. 😳

At least that's my theory. I'll have to cross-reference the earliest marketing of mascara to women with the dawn of television.

I know previous to that, both men and women wore makeup, but usually only whores, courtesans, and other important or wealthy people of rank.

What's even MORE ridiculous is that men naturally often have longer eyelashes than women. It's only in cartoons that they started depicting it the opposite way, to emphasize a character's coquettishness. So we got the eye-dea 😉 that eyelashes are feminine from Saturday morning cartoons.

Yes it does, but no more insecure than women wearing eyelash extensions to appear more feminine. It's a reaction to current systemic social pressures. I get it. I just feel bad for him if he gets caught in a sandstorm. 🤭

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