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thanks u so much!!

thank you 😘 my butt is genetic

These salary cap systems in the U.S. feel like a puzzle. MLS has a cap, but Inter Miami somehow has a squad full of stars beyond Messi. And now in the NBA, even rookie extensions have turned into drama. Is this supposed to improve the league or just confuse everyone?

pls sit on my face!!!

I really like Son. Sadly, he’s leaving Tottenham. I’d love to see him at another European club — maybe Napoli. But for now, all we can do is accept it and wish him luck.

Definition of humiliation the girl has a family…

Costello writes a hit in 10 mins, hates it, we love it for 42 years. That’s pop irony at its finest. 📚❤️🎶

sexy

Saying ‘no commitments’ is classic political speak — like Gandalf telling you he’s ‘just going for a walk’ before dragging you into Mordor. Meanwhile, JD Vance is probably sketching district maps with the One Ring: ‘One map to rule them all

So we’re skipping fusion and going straight to Fallout: Lunar Edition? Can’t wait for Vault Tec to announce Moon Vault 101 now with zero gravity and 100% more radiation.

Guess she’s going for the ‘permanent dental visit’ aesthetic.

thanks for sharing <3