Jess 🍉 the Swiftsos girl ❤️🔥
@jessican-thomas.swifties.social
the Swiftsos girl 🎸she/her ✨26✨ gaylors DNI
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The most humbling part of girlhood is the dejected sigh you give before you give up on doing it yourself and go ask someone to zip up your dress
jess lore drop time!!
not a broadway star posting an instagram story at a shitty hometown dive bar my brother got us kicked out of 🫠😂
not a broadway star posting an instagram story at a shitty hometown dive bar my brother got us kicked out of 🫠😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
jess lore drop time!!
not a broadway star posting an instagram story at a shitty hometown dive bar my brother got us kicked out of 🫠😂
not a broadway star posting an instagram story at a shitty hometown dive bar my brother got us kicked out of 🫠😂
have a bit too much going on personally for a long drawn out post, but wanna let it be known that i love our swiftie corner over here 💖🦋
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
have a bit too much going on personally for a long drawn out post, but wanna let it be known that i love our swiftie corner over here 💖🦋
thank the gods above for pimple patches
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
thank the gods above for pimple patches
guess who had 340+ emails when she went to work on her first day back post cystectomy 🙃
idk when i became important but catching up has been a lot lol
idk when i became important but catching up has been a lot lol
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
guess who had 340+ emails when she went to work on her first day back post cystectomy 🙃
idk when i became important but catching up has been a lot lol
idk when i became important but catching up has been a lot lol
October book wrap up! #booksky
twilight sparkle from my little pony laying on a shelf looking at a book
Alt: twilight sparkle from my little pony laying on a shelf looking at a book and using magic to turn the pages
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November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
October book wrap up! #booksky
losing my rocky horror picture show screening virginity tonight 💋💋💋💋
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
losing my rocky horror picture show screening virginity tonight 💋💋💋💋
connections today was fun
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
connections today was fun
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Reposted by Jess 🍉 the Swiftsos girl ❤️🔥
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃👻
need my back cracked like a glowstick and for all of my problems to be solved
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
need my back cracked like a glowstick and for all of my problems to be solved
this convo finally happened and she’s just as confounded as i am WHY ARE BOYS SO FRUSTRATING AND CONFUSING
fyi still low-key spiraling about this (there's lore that goes back literal YEARS with this mans lol) so i'll be texting one of my irl bffs who knows the lore so she can tell me if im just delulu or not and i promise to update y'all once that has happened
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this convo finally happened and she’s just as confounded as i am WHY ARE BOYS SO FRUSTRATING AND CONFUSING
so fun fact this convo has not yet happened but i’m toying around an impulse regarding it because i have no self control and am apparently a glutton for punishment
fyi still low-key spiraling about this (there's lore that goes back literal YEARS with this mans lol) so i'll be texting one of my irl bffs who knows the lore so she can tell me if im just delulu or not and i promise to update y'all once that has happened
October 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
so fun fact this convo has not yet happened but i’m toying around an impulse regarding it because i have no self control and am apparently a glutton for punishment
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Happy birthday Speak Now OG 🥺💜
Truly one of my favorite albums that she’s ever written. It’s a masterpiece
Truly one of my favorite albums that she’s ever written. It’s a masterpiece
a woman in a white dress is holding her braided hair
Alt: Taylor swift is in a white dress is holding her braided hair
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October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Happy birthday Speak Now OG 🥺💜
Truly one of my favorite albums that she’s ever written. It’s a masterpiece
Truly one of my favorite albums that she’s ever written. It’s a masterpiece
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In the great words of @trjumpet.swifties.social SPEAK NOW SUPREMACY 🗣💜
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In the great words of @trjumpet.swifties.social SPEAK NOW SUPREMACY 🗣💜
COME ON
COME ON
DON’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
I THOUGHT I HAD YOU FIGURED OUT
SOMETHING’S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG
YOU’RE
ALL
I
WANTED
COME ON
DON’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
I THOUGHT I HAD YOU FIGURED OUT
SOMETHING’S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG
YOU’RE
ALL
I
WANTED
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
COME ON
COME ON
DON’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
I THOUGHT I HAD YOU FIGURED OUT
SOMETHING’S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG
YOU’RE
ALL
I
WANTED
COME ON
DON’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
I THOUGHT I HAD YOU FIGURED OUT
SOMETHING’S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG
YOU’RE
ALL
I
WANTED
my little brother has been the unwitting concert buddy at 2 5sos concerts so of course i had to ask about this tour
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
my little brother has been the unwitting concert buddy at 2 5sos concerts so of course i had to ask about this tour
stay up until midnight texting me and the ghost me the next day WHY ARE BOYS SO ANNOYING AND CONFUSING AND UGGGHHH
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
stay up until midnight texting me and the ghost me the next day WHY ARE BOYS SO ANNOYING AND CONFUSING AND UGGGHHH
fuck i’m so bad at flirting lol
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
fuck i’m so bad at flirting lol
rewatching Red, White & Royal Blue again to feel something
October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
rewatching Red, White & Royal Blue again to feel something
okay my cystectomy recovery has taken a lot more out of me than i thought; my cyst was siphoning so much of me away and i’m lowkey kinda struggling with it coming back
October 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
okay my cystectomy recovery has taken a lot more out of me than i thought; my cyst was siphoning so much of me away and i’m lowkey kinda struggling with it coming back
happy period equity day from a girl currently shedding the inner lining of her uterus who thinks period products should be free ❤️❤️❤️
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
happy period equity day from a girl currently shedding the inner lining of her uterus who thinks period products should be free ❤️❤️❤️
Regina George x Rodrick Heffley is the crackship i never knew i needed
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Regina George x Rodrick Heffley is the crackship i never knew i needed
let’s fucking go bitches
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
let’s fucking go bitches
the [name]core playlists look so fun but recovering from my cystectomy has zapped all of my energy so i am participating in spirit only 💖
October 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the [name]core playlists look so fun but recovering from my cystectomy has zapped all of my energy so i am participating in spirit only 💖
the funniest possible choice for the Cowardly Lion is to double cast Jeff Goldblum
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the funniest possible choice for the Cowardly Lion is to double cast Jeff Goldblum