Jess
jessicalauren.bsky.social
Jess
@jessicalauren.bsky.social
📍LA
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It's International Asexuality Day! Here are 16 asexual or aromantic celebs and characters you need to know about...
16 asexual or aromantic celebs and characters you need to know about
Asexual Awareness Week is a great time to learn about some proudly asexual celebrities, fictional characters and figures from history.
www.thepinknews.com
April 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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CALIFORNIA CAR DEALERS ASSO: “Tesla’s dominance in the electric vehicle market continues to falter as the brand reported its fifth consecutive quarterly registration decline. Tesla’s registrations fell 7.8 percent in Q4 .. an overall 11.6 percent decline in 2024.”

www.cncda.org/news/califor...
February 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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NEW: Nearly every California Republican in Congress fled the state to Mar-a-Lago as LA continues to burn.
California Republicans Flee to Mar-a-Lago as LA Burns
Instead of providing leadership, they decided to kiss Trump’s ring
meidasnews.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
January 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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This might sound like a hot take but friends: Read books as a hobby this year. It is one of the best things you can do for your brain to grow your thinking and perspectives.
If you want to be anti-consumption get a library card.

Bonus: in places like UK/AoNZ/CA library copies pay authors
January 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The only energy I’m allowing into 2025. Happy New Year! 🥳
January 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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JK reveals herself here. Deplorable.
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
It’s such a terrible feeling when you think you finished the dishes, only to turn around and see a pan on the stove you forgot about
a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its nose with its paw .
ALT: a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its nose with its paw .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
It may technically be Winter, but we’re keeping those Fall vibes over here in LA instead 😋🥰🍂
December 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Costco denies shareholder demand to back down from DEI hiring
Costco denies shareholder demand to back down from DEI hiring
The Costco Board pushed back against its shareholders who requested a proposal over diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) practices.
www.newsweek.com
December 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
My Kindle home screen this morning screams gay 🤣
December 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
December 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Among other things, Vivek has a truly amazing non-understanding of “Boy Meets World.” How in the world is CORY the first name you come up with for the “venerated” jock/prom king/cool guy archetype? CORY???????????
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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CNN is worried they're losing viewers.

With takes like this one, I'm surprised they have any viewers at all.
December 26, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 AM
I just thought “wait shouldn’t baseball be on already?” Even though we just had the WS. It’s been like 2 mths, and I’m going through a withdrawal 🤣. I just think it’s crazy, and unfair, how most other sports feel like they’re on 24/7. Anyway, I feel like @magazine-smiles.bsky.social would be proud 🤣
December 23, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Currently playing 🎄🎅
You For Christmas by Kelly Clarkson on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 2:54
music.apple.com
December 22, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Fraudulent bathroom rug head Russian agent Rand Paul introduced an amendment to raise the Social Security retirement age to 70. It failed miserably with a 3-93 vote.

Senator Chuck Schumer responded on the Senate Floor: “Came close. Came close."

Love the shade. 🤣🔥
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Retook this since it’s been awhile. No surprise here and nothing moved 🤣 Also just a heads up that the original Love Language test charges for the full results now 😑
December 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand)

IT'S WINTER, BITCHES

(shoves peppermint latte at you)

(throws down red and green smoke bomb)

(disappears, jingling all the way)
December 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.
December 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM