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JessicaJay
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Dancing along the gossamer thin line between pleasure and pain
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99% quit right before they achieve it.
The 99% quit right before they succeed meme depicting 2 people mining dirt towards a wall of diamonds they can't see, one has given up. Black text on the wall of diamonds reads "delicious mercury based immortality"
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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The caught in 8k ultra HD meme, a man holds a camera and super imposed is a glossy gold stamp that reads "8k ultra HD"
March 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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A picture of the guy from "dracula flow" talking into a phone
March 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Every time someone mentions ketamine in response to an Elon musk thing I can't help reflexively turn into Tim like KETAMINE DIDN'T DO SHIT he's just LIKE that OKAY????
An image of Tim Robinson from I think you should leave saying "I didn't do shit"
February 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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We're not allowed to have upsides I guess...
An image of chudjack pointing to a whiteboard that reads "nothing good ever happens" written on it
January 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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I guess what I'm really trying to say is I really like animal facts.
Marge Simpson holding up a potato, text reads "I just think they're neat!"
January 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Me constantly.
The "c'mon do something meme" that depicts a man poking a human brain with a stick. Text reads "c'mon, quit being sad"
January 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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The character the caption from the venture brothers points to his neck, text reads "I have the dart monkey on me back" (the captain is a character who gets addicted to tranquilizer darts after they are used on him repeatedly)
January 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Ditch that zero and get with a hero.
Packaging for Clinere earwax cleaners
January 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This is where I post from.
The king of town from homestar runner underground in a box filled up with peas (he hates peas)
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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A red banner above tucker Carlson making his signature mouth slightly agape face reads "Live tucker reaction"
December 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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It's got nothing on this masterpiece
December 22, 2024 at 7:58 AM
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Realistic drawing of the "my little pony/regular show I could really use a wish right now meme"
December 17, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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An Illustration of a woman sitting and the text "for once, I'd like to spiral into control"
September 24, 2023 at 5:04 AM
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I'm such a sucker for believing my bones time after time
Text that reads: The bones will lie to get what they want Then an image of bones with a word bubble saying "please let us out, we'll be good this time" Followed by text saying: don't listen to them nothing has changed
September 21, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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Me when the sex is good:
a beast with the text "Jessica has become a mindless beast"
September 21, 2023 at 4:11 PM
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Me when I take ketamine
An animorphs style transition between a human and a horse.
August 17, 2023 at 1:05 AM
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Problematic fav
July 17, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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Realized recently I need glasses and it's got me staring at everyone's PFP on here like "do I recognize you from Twitter or is your picture just a similar shade of green as theirs?"
A woman squinting
July 2, 2023 at 6:17 PM
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A cow saying perhaps after eating powder that's labeled "powder that makes you say perhaps"
July 2, 2023 at 5:46 PM