Jessica
@jessicadawn87.bsky.social
Naaa bro it’s cuz I drafted him for the first time ever
September 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Naaa bro it’s cuz I drafted him for the first time ever
Good thing I already don’t have shit 🤣🤣🤣
July 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Good thing I already don’t have shit 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, the microwave. Like a normal person. But that sounds 10/10 and very Midwest 🤣
July 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dude, the microwave. Like a normal person. But that sounds 10/10 and very Midwest 🤣
Agreed. No notes. No context needed.
July 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Agreed. No notes. No context needed.
You mean my 1pm nap during the boring midday games? Please.
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You mean my 1pm nap during the boring midday games? Please.
They’ve never gone to a bottomless mimosa breakfast kickoff on football Sunday and it shows.
July 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
They’ve never gone to a bottomless mimosa breakfast kickoff on football Sunday and it shows.
It was a bad choice! Haha
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It was a bad choice! Haha
I went to get a pizza because I was NOT cooking inside my house in this heat today and on the walk from the restaurant to my car my knees started sweating 🤣
July 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I went to get a pizza because I was NOT cooking inside my house in this heat today and on the walk from the restaurant to my car my knees started sweating 🤣
Great how am I supposed to make green bean casserole for thanksgiving now??
July 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Great how am I supposed to make green bean casserole for thanksgiving now??
You are not wrong! 🤣
July 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You are not wrong! 🤣
