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𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!!!
May your year be overflowing with books so gripping you forget to eat, sleep, or acknowledge other humans.
May your coffee stay hot, your bookmarks multiply mysteriously.
Happy reading, you magnificent literary goblin!
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I know it's early on New Year's eve but I have major plans.
Now I just need to find a good book.
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 just crash-landed.

Eight giveaways. Dozens of authors. Prizes on prizes on prizes.
And if you want the Grand Prize? Better hit every single one—Santa is watching.

https://www.rfr.bz/b4e6dce
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#TarotTuesday
✨ The cards reveal when you’ve been dreaming, they whisper when you’re awake, they show if your path’s been shadowed or bright, guiding the choices you make.
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
#MagicalMonday
✨ Magic isn’t just within you—it’s woven into everyday life. As the holidays draw near, remember that you are a spark of that magic, bringing light and joy wherever you go.
December 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
December 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Adulting is temporarily out of service until caffeine levels are restored. Please hold while I reboot with coffee. ☕☕☕
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
𝟱 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲
Start with book one 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲
- Adventure, Survival, Fear, Betrayal, Suspense, Action Packed, Loyalty, Love, Wickedly Hot Scenes - so much Drama, Revenge, Sacrifice!
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𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝟯𝟬% 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮'𝘀 "𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲" 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀!
https://www.rfr.bz/bd25caa
December 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Cold Sunday outside, warm blanket burrito inside, perfect conditions for ignoring responsibilities and reading like it’s a full-time job.
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December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
#WeekdendCheers
What are you Drinking tonight??
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𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲
Try this cozy-spiced Christmas coffee! This irresistible mug of joy works anytime or spike it with Baileys for a Christmas Eve treat!

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Christmas Coffee
Enjoy cozy Christmas coffee in the morning, or spiked with Baileys on Christmas Eve! Add gingerbread syrup and top with whipped cream.
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December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The day after Christmas is Boxing Day.
I'm sure this was started by my Cat.
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I know Mondays are my coffee days, but listen… holiday weeks demand bonus caffeine content. I don’t make the rules, I just sip them.
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December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Christmas was yesterday?
Oh absolutely not. Somebody hand me my wine before I file a complaint with the universe.
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December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Happy Boxing Day!!!
🎁 Boxing Day is the chill sequel to Christmas! Celebrated on December 26th, it started in the UK as a day when servants and tradespeople received holiday gifts—literally boxes—from their employers.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🎅 "There are so many kinds of Christmas spirits out there! Tell me—what holiday movie best captures your kind of Christmas magic?" 🎬🌟
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🎄 It’s Christmas… So, did Santa deliver your entire Amazon wish list, or are you still waiting the rest of the series? 📚😂
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 🎅
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, We were sticky and sweaty 'cause this is the South. 😂

https://www.rfr.bz/b184a05
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Christmas is coming, and your cat is preparing to star in a holiday special called Attack of the Tinsel.
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
#TarotTuesday
Couldn’t find a Tarot meme today, so I outsourced the job to my minions.
Quality may vary.
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 just crash-landed.

Eight giveaways. Dozens of authors. Prizes on prizes on prizes.
And if you want the Grand Prize? Better hit every single one—Santa is watching.

https://www.rfr.bz/b0e4397
December 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Quick question before your caffeine kicks in. W
Who was your favorite animated character from the '70s or '80s?
I’ll wait while you sip your coffee and summon your inner Saturday morning vibes.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Christmas may be coming but I've got Books to READ!!!
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
❄️ Winter’s grand entrance lands on Dec 21, 2025 at 10:03 A.M. EST! Shortest day, longest night—fuzzy socks highly encouraged. 🧣✨
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#WeekdendCheers
What are you Drinking tonight??
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𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮
Looking for a Christmas cocktail that’s fun and a little…unexpected? Try the Christmas Margarita!

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Christmas Margarita
The Christmas margarita is the best holiday drink! This brilliant cranberry spin is irresistible and perfect for festivities.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM