That feeling is correct.

Happy to do it. 💕

Americans do not negotiate with terrorists. You are no American.

I SURE DID! ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EXIST!

Los, you always give so much of yourself. You are one of the coolest, most compassionate people I’ve had the pleasure of being friends with. I think your brother would be proud of you. I know I am. I love you, friend.

Did you reject the monarchy and substitute your own?

Granted, that Corgi was being a jerk, but kicking a Corgi is a low blow.

Literally. They’re only slightly above the ground.

Did you say that to the Pomeranian that bit you in the ass? Or the Sharpei that took a dump in your locker?

We haven’t even TALKED about the water bowl cam incident yet!

There’s a reason you’re banned from the Puppy Bowl.

I was! I’ll wander back over later today sometime

we old