Dr. Jess Hebert
@jesshebert.bsky.social
HEE-bert | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume | https://jesshebert.carrd.co/
Just finished the F1 recap on YouTube and this was suggested...the longer you look at this, the better it gets.
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just finished the F1 recap on YouTube and this was suggested...the longer you look at this, the better it gets.
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
CLEETUS SAYS IT ENDED BAD
To Trump, I quote the Mooninites. @aquateenwiki.bsky.social @adultswimcentral.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
To Trump, I quote the Mooninites. @aquateenwiki.bsky.social @adultswimcentral.com
Taking frame and art measurements for gifts and decor, including these D&D suggestive beauts by @valentinebarker.com with a very familiar model...
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Taking frame and art measurements for gifts and decor, including these D&D suggestive beauts by @valentinebarker.com with a very familiar model...
Busting out the good stuff to say farewell and good riddance to James Watson.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Busting out the good stuff to say farewell and good riddance to James Watson.
350+ to see @startswithabang.bsky.social on a Tueaday night!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
350+ to see @startswithabang.bsky.social on a Tueaday night!!!
I got to teach physiology dressed as Ms. Frizzle and take the sweetest Ginny the Superkitty out to trick or treat twice in a week, so Halloween kicked ass as far as I’m concerned. ♥️
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I got to teach physiology dressed as Ms. Frizzle and take the sweetest Ginny the Superkitty out to trick or treat twice in a week, so Halloween kicked ass as far as I’m concerned. ♥️
Halloween with OHSU Neph and CPB faculty! @beattylab.bsky.social @rose-hill.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Halloween with OHSU Neph and CPB faculty! @beattylab.bsky.social @rose-hill.bsky.social
First animated crush without saying your age
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
First animated crush without saying your age
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
This was basically the animated version of The Mummy for me where I found every human main character attractive
Toddler is experiencing "Oh no my hubris" in LEGO.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Toddler is experiencing "Oh no my hubris" in LEGO.
I'm on the hunt for a specific thing. I tried Mercari, Poshmark, even Google Lens, and might be SOL. It's this hoodie, from Where The Wild Things Are collection from Target, in a bigger size. Huddy has outgrown his but keeps trying to wear it. 4T-5T. Any ideas?
October 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm on the hunt for a specific thing. I tried Mercari, Poshmark, even Google Lens, and might be SOL. It's this hoodie, from Where The Wild Things Are collection from Target, in a bigger size. Huddy has outgrown his but keeps trying to wear it. 4T-5T. Any ideas?
Who wore it better?
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Who wore it better?
Hi, I'm Jess in PDX, and my research question is, "If you injure your kidneys, even short term, what does that mean for your future pregnancies, your postnatal health, and your kids' future health?" I'm also a #scicomm enthusiast, emcee, and musician with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social.
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hi, I'm Jess in PDX, and my research question is, "If you injure your kidneys, even short term, what does that mean for your future pregnancies, your postnatal health, and your kids' future health?" I'm also a #scicomm enthusiast, emcee, and musician with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social.
4 years ago today, I posted this photo on FB with a note: "Sometimes you just need a little plasma for a project and you're the closest subject."
I was 8 weeks pregnant and had told almost no one. I was so scared of jinxing it. Saved the RBCs and plasma for an upcoming exosome project.
I was 8 weeks pregnant and had told almost no one. I was so scared of jinxing it. Saved the RBCs and plasma for an upcoming exosome project.
October 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
4 years ago today, I posted this photo on FB with a note: "Sometimes you just need a little plasma for a project and you're the closest subject."
I was 8 weeks pregnant and had told almost no one. I was so scared of jinxing it. Saved the RBCs and plasma for an upcoming exosome project.
I was 8 weeks pregnant and had told almost no one. I was so scared of jinxing it. Saved the RBCs and plasma for an upcoming exosome project.
I have lab meeting today so I made a little graphic about it (thanks Canva and @hollyannam.bsky.social!). It took five minutes and made me laugh, so we're going to call that time well spent.
Spoiler: it is barely the tip of the iceberg of why I am tired.
Spoiler: it is barely the tip of the iceberg of why I am tired.
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have lab meeting today so I made a little graphic about it (thanks Canva and @hollyannam.bsky.social!). It took five minutes and made me laugh, so we're going to call that time well spent.
Spoiler: it is barely the tip of the iceberg of why I am tired.
Spoiler: it is barely the tip of the iceberg of why I am tired.
Next weekend: @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social are the last programmed concert for OryCon.* Ever. We're going to sing 'er out in a blaze of glory. Who's coming? #filk #music @orycon.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Next weekend: @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social are the last programmed concert for OryCon.* Ever. We're going to sing 'er out in a blaze of glory. Who's coming? #filk #music @orycon.bsky.social
A glorious weekend. Got to witness my friend of 30 years get married to someone who loves her so completely in a beautiful area outside Vegas, then spent the weekend with friends of ours for more than 20 years. A lot of love and gratitude.
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A glorious weekend. Got to witness my friend of 30 years get married to someone who loves her so completely in a beautiful area outside Vegas, then spent the weekend with friends of ours for more than 20 years. A lot of love and gratitude.
*snotty Valley Girl voice*
It's a historic well, DERRICK
It's a historic well, DERRICK
October 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*snotty Valley Girl voice*
It's a historic well, DERRICK
It's a historic well, DERRICK
Sister: "At an estate sale, 4 tapestries of Colin Jost if you're interested"
October 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sister: "At an estate sale, 4 tapestries of Colin Jost if you're interested"
Oh hey, my team made @ohsunews.bsky.social this week for our new paper about the connection between the heart and the kidney! www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... #Kidney #Scicomm
October 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh hey, my team made @ohsunews.bsky.social this week for our new paper about the connection between the heart and the kidney! www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... #Kidney #Scicomm
September 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We watched The Three Musketeers (2011) this afternoon.
THERE ARE AIRSHIPS. And very handsome men. And Keely from Ted Lasso playing Anne of Austria and Milla Jovovich kicking everyone's butts as Countess de Winter. It was a visual delight and silly and perfect.
THERE ARE AIRSHIPS. And very handsome men. And Keely from Ted Lasso playing Anne of Austria and Milla Jovovich kicking everyone's butts as Countess de Winter. It was a visual delight and silly and perfect.
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We watched The Three Musketeers (2011) this afternoon.
THERE ARE AIRSHIPS. And very handsome men. And Keely from Ted Lasso playing Anne of Austria and Milla Jovovich kicking everyone's butts as Countess de Winter. It was a visual delight and silly and perfect.
THERE ARE AIRSHIPS. And very handsome men. And Keely from Ted Lasso playing Anne of Austria and Milla Jovovich kicking everyone's butts as Countess de Winter. It was a visual delight and silly and perfect.
Mark Stidham, founder of the scammy #LuLaRoe empire with his wife DeAnne, has passed away, according to a company email. Even this email feels like they're going to spin it for sympathy sales, which is on trend for them. I still hope his kids and grandkids find peace in their time of mourning.
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mark Stidham, founder of the scammy #LuLaRoe empire with his wife DeAnne, has passed away, according to a company email. Even this email feels like they're going to spin it for sympathy sales, which is on trend for them. I still hope his kids and grandkids find peace in their time of mourning.
"You don't get a Tiger to jump through a hoop of fire because they love you."
From Joe Maldonado about tiger training and the recent death. Unexpected wisdom from The Tiger King. (The rest of the letter is insane but broken clocks, etc.)
From Joe Maldonado about tiger training and the recent death. Unexpected wisdom from The Tiger King. (The rest of the letter is insane but broken clocks, etc.)
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"You don't get a Tiger to jump through a hoop of fire because they love you."
From Joe Maldonado about tiger training and the recent death. Unexpected wisdom from The Tiger King. (The rest of the letter is insane but broken clocks, etc.)
From Joe Maldonado about tiger training and the recent death. Unexpected wisdom from The Tiger King. (The rest of the letter is insane but broken clocks, etc.)