Jesse Vinterlik
jessevinterlik.bsky.social
Jesse Vinterlik
@jessevinterlik.bsky.social
-Early 30s wannabe screenwriter with too much time on his hands

-was also sick of seeing Elon’s dumb mug in my timeline

-Property of Momo❤️😍😘
Its basically Fyre. Next thing you know, Zaslav’s gonna be like “Let’s put on a music festival in the Bahamas!”
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February 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Couldn’t do it. Got about 40 Minutes this time.
February 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Wasn’t the last movie like a commercial for Kia or something?
January 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
January 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I mean, it looks obvious
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Don: “Elon, buy Amazon!”

Elon:
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January 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
January 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
From the guy who said “I hope you get r***d by a pack of n*ggers!”
January 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I really hoping the Poltergeist series isn’t another remake. Make it about adult Carol Anne going around and dealing with Poltergeists as her day job.
January 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh Geez, I found out it’s from the same team behind one good Resident Evil movie and 6 s**t ones. Certainly explains a lot.
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
The whole cast of Valkyrie (even if they spoke with their natural accents).
December 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
They said the same thing about Terminator. Well who’s laughing now.
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
December 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
This could have been a Dino Crisis movie. WE MISSED OUT!!!!
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December 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
It’s a shame Lucasfilm only has Star Wars and Indy to rely on. Don’t even get me started on Dial of Destiny. I actually forgave Crystal Skull because of that movie.
December 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I just wished they handled Rey’s story better after TFA. I feel like Palpatine and everything TROS did was Disney succumbing to peer pressure and trying so hard to please the masses after TLJ. I admit it has its faults, but, at least, stick to them if you want to find a positive.
December 15, 2024 at 7:39 AM
If anyone tells me it’s a bad movie, I just tell them to remember this…
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December 15, 2024 at 6:44 AM