Jesse Taylor Lewis
@jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social
Hermit extraordinaire
Pixar's The Cool Side of The Pillow
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Pixar's The Cool Side of The Pillow
I think fondue makes people uncomfortable because of how sexy it is
That's my theory
That's my theory
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I think fondue makes people uncomfortable because of how sexy it is
That's my theory
That's my theory
Working on my Mr. Sharknado Goes To Washington script
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Working on my Mr. Sharknado Goes To Washington script
Not knowing or not admitting to what part of his body the MRI they gave him was for are both equally disturbing
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Not knowing or not admitting to what part of his body the MRI they gave him was for are both equally disturbing
Kittens should be called cattens
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Kittens should be called cattens
There's nothing wrong with Vinny but he's really slowing down, he's the oldest cat I've ever had at 16, he's really showing his age lately, sleeping all the time, not grooming very much, typical old guy behavior, still has a good appetite though, healthy for his age, still, I can't help but worry
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
There's nothing wrong with Vinny but he's really slowing down, he's the oldest cat I've ever had at 16, he's really showing his age lately, sleeping all the time, not grooming very much, typical old guy behavior, still has a good appetite though, healthy for his age, still, I can't help but worry
I will never apologize for loving the film Xanadu
Never!!!!
Never!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I will never apologize for loving the film Xanadu
Never!!!!
Never!!!!
Beatrix's coma toes
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Beatrix's coma toes
In Xanadu did Olivia Newton John
Pleasure doming her decree with tv's Alf, on the sacred river
Through airwaves, measureless to man
Down to a coke filled after party
Pleasure doming her decree with tv's Alf, on the sacred river
Through airwaves, measureless to man
Down to a coke filled after party
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
In Xanadu did Olivia Newton John
Pleasure doming her decree with tv's Alf, on the sacred river
Through airwaves, measureless to man
Down to a coke filled after party
Pleasure doming her decree with tv's Alf, on the sacred river
Through airwaves, measureless to man
Down to a coke filled after party
So many oofs, so little time
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
So many oofs, so little time
This is just like Speed (America is on the bus)
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
This is just like Speed (America is on the bus)
Endless "shit just got real" Bad Boys 2 GIF
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Endless "shit just got real" Bad Boys 2 GIF
I like when I lay down and Vinny wakes up and stretches his paw out to me 😸
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I like when I lay down and Vinny wakes up and stretches his paw out to me 😸
Wait, it's Friday night?!?!?
Huh, news to me
Huh, news to me
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Wait, it's Friday night?!?!?
Huh, news to me
Huh, news to me
Deciding which kind of cereal is my muse
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Deciding which kind of cereal is my muse
New drug called running under the parachute
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
New drug called running under the parachute
Lots to take in today🙂
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Lots to take in today🙂
Just found out why everyone is talking about Bubba
Maybe Trump just really likes gum
Maybe Trump just really likes gum
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just found out why everyone is talking about Bubba
Maybe Trump just really likes gum
Maybe Trump just really likes gum
My best day here was when the three legged terrier who lives here and barks at everyone stopped barking at me and became my friend
His owner still isn't very friendly but I don't give a shit about that 😋
His owner still isn't very friendly but I don't give a shit about that 😋
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My best day here was when the three legged terrier who lives here and barks at everyone stopped barking at me and became my friend
His owner still isn't very friendly but I don't give a shit about that 😋
His owner still isn't very friendly but I don't give a shit about that 😋
I'm not sure if anyone really loved Splinter Cell games, I think people just really loved hearing Michael Ironside
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm not sure if anyone really loved Splinter Cell games, I think people just really loved hearing Michael Ironside
I currently have no flannel shirts
I...I...I don't know who I am anymore?!?!?!
I...I...I don't know who I am anymore?!?!?!
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I currently have no flannel shirts
I...I...I don't know who I am anymore?!?!?!
I...I...I don't know who I am anymore?!?!?!
I don't want more than I need, enough is enough for me, some food, a place to chill, maybe some weed, that's it, I like the simplicity of enough
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't want more than I need, enough is enough for me, some food, a place to chill, maybe some weed, that's it, I like the simplicity of enough
The wives of these horrible men know their husbands are trash and they still make excuses for them
And that includes Hillary
We dems need to leave the Clintons behind, we don't need either of them, it's over, it's done, nobody cares, Moby
And that includes Hillary
We dems need to leave the Clintons behind, we don't need either of them, it's over, it's done, nobody cares, Moby
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The wives of these horrible men know their husbands are trash and they still make excuses for them
And that includes Hillary
We dems need to leave the Clintons behind, we don't need either of them, it's over, it's done, nobody cares, Moby
And that includes Hillary
We dems need to leave the Clintons behind, we don't need either of them, it's over, it's done, nobody cares, Moby
Welfare offices could not process every SNAP recipient recertifying at the same time, it would be impossible, people get approved or recertified throughout the year at different times, all at once would flood the system, a system that already requires documentation
They clearly want to destroy it
They clearly want to destroy it
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Welfare offices could not process every SNAP recipient recertifying at the same time, it would be impossible, people get approved or recertified throughout the year at different times, all at once would flood the system, a system that already requires documentation
They clearly want to destroy it
They clearly want to destroy it
You have to kind of reset every day to stave off insanity and live your life but then every day you're reminded of how absolutely fucking insane and evil these people are
Rinse, repeat, kill me 🙂
Rinse, repeat, kill me 🙂
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You have to kind of reset every day to stave off insanity and live your life but then every day you're reminded of how absolutely fucking insane and evil these people are
Rinse, repeat, kill me 🙂
Rinse, repeat, kill me 🙂