Being sick while also having your period should be illegal. #soconfusingtobeagirl
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Being sick while also having your period should be illegal. #soconfusingtobeagirl
Don’t you just love getting a notification that your flight is delayed the moment you pull up to the airport? #tryingtocatchaflight
July 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Don’t you just love getting a notification that your flight is delayed the moment you pull up to the airport? #tryingtocatchaflight
Of course nobody told Brittany about Kristen’s surprise engagement. She immediately told Jax about it when they specifically asked everyone to keep quiet. But sure Brittany, Kristen is your closest friend… #thevalley #jaxtaylorsucks
July 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Of course nobody told Brittany about Kristen’s surprise engagement. She immediately told Jax about it when they specifically asked everyone to keep quiet. But sure Brittany, Kristen is your closest friend… #thevalley #jaxtaylorsucks
I love that Jax is in disbelief that Brittany didn’t show up to meet him at the restaurant, when Jax didn’t show up for entire their marriage #whoops #thevalley #jaxtaylorthenarcissist
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love that Jax is in disbelief that Brittany didn’t show up to meet him at the restaurant, when Jax didn’t show up for entire their marriage #whoops #thevalley #jaxtaylorthenarcissist
Janet is my least favorite cast member of the valley. Get this ridiculous woman off my screen. I swear every time she opens her mouth I have to say “SHUT THE FUCK UP JANET”. #janetsucks #thevalley #miaisanangel #janetisfake
June 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Janet is my least favorite cast member of the valley. Get this ridiculous woman off my screen. I swear every time she opens her mouth I have to say “SHUT THE FUCK UP JANET”. #janetsucks #thevalley #miaisanangel #janetisfake
I think this was the best episode of aftersun to “accidentally” watch. Of course I wanted to see Paige, but I love the new host Sophie Monk now too! #didiflashyou #wasitfleshy #aftersun
June 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think this was the best episode of aftersun to “accidentally” watch. Of course I wanted to see Paige, but I love the new host Sophie Monk now too! #didiflashyou #wasitfleshy #aftersun
The only reason why Taylor and Ace stood behind Huda is because Jalen is FINE AS HELL and they just wanted to eliminate competition. #loveislandusa #littlemanace
June 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The only reason why Taylor and Ace stood behind Huda is because Jalen is FINE AS HELL and they just wanted to eliminate competition. #loveislandusa #littlemanace
Get Jax Taylor off my screen. The valley has been fine without him allllll season. #thevalley
June 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Get Jax Taylor off my screen. The valley has been fine without him allllll season. #thevalley
I survived my first Father’s Day after my birth Father’s death. Thankfully he had already been dead to me for the past 20 years though. #happyfathersday
June 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I survived my first Father’s Day after my birth Father’s death. Thankfully he had already been dead to me for the past 20 years though. #happyfathersday
I never thought I’d be elated to clean and mop my floors at night before bed, on a Friday night. But here we are.
May 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I never thought I’d be elated to clean and mop my floors at night before bed, on a Friday night. But here we are.
I work at a brick and mortar store and for the past 3 days all I’ve been doing is change tags and doing price changes. #pricesaregoingup
March 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I work at a brick and mortar store and for the past 3 days all I’ve been doing is change tags and doing price changes. #pricesaregoingup
Me for the past couple weeks:
🗣️ parker nooo - tsunami - buddhism #whitelotus
🗣️ parker nooo - tsunami - buddhism #whitelotus
March 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me for the past couple weeks:
🗣️ parker nooo - tsunami - buddhism #whitelotus
🗣️ parker nooo - tsunami - buddhism #whitelotus
When I want to watch girl drama, I watch bravo. But if I wanted to watch boy drama, I’d just watch the news.
March 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I want to watch girl drama, I watch bravo. But if I wanted to watch boy drama, I’d just watch the news.
Grocery pickup or buying online and picking up in store are my absolute most favorite things. The world is a too peoplely, and this helps.
March 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Grocery pickup or buying online and picking up in store are my absolute most favorite things. The world is a too peoplely, and this helps.
I was supposed to start my period yesterday. But I guess my body decided to wait until national women’s days, because that seemed more fitting. #nationalwomensday
March 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I was supposed to start my period yesterday. But I guess my body decided to wait until national women’s days, because that seemed more fitting. #nationalwomensday
Shrink-flation is real. I just ordered my usual order at cane's with 2 cane’s sauce and only used one. ONE SAUCE. This is blasphemy! It used to be enough food to require two
March 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Shrink-flation is real. I just ordered my usual order at cane's with 2 cane’s sauce and only used one. ONE SAUCE. This is blasphemy! It used to be enough food to require two
It’s wedding day! And hopefully every girl days no, except for maybe Monica #loveisblind #loveisblinddontchaknow
March 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s wedding day! And hopefully every girl days no, except for maybe Monica #loveisblind #loveisblinddontchaknow
Petition to not have Kyle in the house, but keep Amanda obviously. #summerhouse
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Petition to not have Kyle in the house, but keep Amanda obviously. #summerhouse
My new favorite thing to do while getting ready in the morning is to pluck one eyebrow, then get completely distracted and forget to even look at my other eyebrow. They’re sisters, not twins.
March 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My new favorite thing to do while getting ready in the morning is to pluck one eyebrow, then get completely distracted and forget to even look at my other eyebrow. They’re sisters, not twins.
Oh you like the scent that I’m wearing? It’s called I spilled vanilla iced coffee on myself this morning.
March 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh you like the scent that I’m wearing? It’s called I spilled vanilla iced coffee on myself this morning.
Reality TV is like a cleanse to my over thinking brain.
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reality TV is like a cleanse to my over thinking brain.
Shopping black out on 2/28? Of course I participated and didn’t spend any money. To be honest, I haven’t bought anything except essentials since 1/18.
March 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Shopping black out on 2/28? Of course I participated and didn’t spend any money. To be honest, I haven’t bought anything except essentials since 1/18.
You know you’re addicted to making your own bread when you’re sick as a dog and still baking a loaf because you already made the dough when you were feeling well.
February 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You know you’re addicted to making your own bread when you’re sick as a dog and still baking a loaf because you already made the dough when you were feeling well.