Jesse
@jessenash.bsky.social
Public school teacher. Holder of lukewarm opinions. Chief inspector in my house for things that aren't closed all the way (lids, doors, potato chip bags) so I can righteously yell at my children.
Ice cream man bitter about longer days.
Weird take bruh.
Weird take bruh.
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ice cream man bitter about longer days.
Weird take bruh.
Weird take bruh.
We're totally cool with gender affirming care. It's more of a cost thing.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We're totally cool with gender affirming care. It's more of a cost thing.
I thought that was a super zoom of the surface of the moon.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I thought that was a super zoom of the surface of the moon.
Liked him better when he was the bandleader on Letterman.
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Liked him better when he was the bandleader on Letterman.
Of all the fights to fight right now... standing up for the terribly racist Cinnabon crank seems like... a choice.
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Of all the fights to fight right now... standing up for the terribly racist Cinnabon crank seems like... a choice.
Maybe he should sleep a little more. Might do us all some good.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe he should sleep a little more. Might do us all some good.
Also… looks like a wall of buttholes
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Also… looks like a wall of buttholes
What's a normal amount of "portraits" of yourself to walk past in a 21 second clip?
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What's a normal amount of "portraits" of yourself to walk past in a 21 second clip?
Except the soccer organization may be as bad as he is. Fuck em both.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Except the soccer organization may be as bad as he is. Fuck em both.
Who among us in our youth hasn't...
SLAP
Shut up JD
SLAP
Shut up JD
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Who among us in our youth hasn't...
SLAP
Shut up JD
SLAP
Shut up JD
or... let her cook? No sympathy, but if she wants to aim her insanity at her daddy for a little bit, it ain't gonna hurt us.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
or... let her cook? No sympathy, but if she wants to aim her insanity at her daddy for a little bit, it ain't gonna hurt us.
Having moved to this area about ten years ago, and only discovering you guys a few years after that... I feel incredibly lucky to see you guys at intimate places like I have. It shouldn't be the case... I should be squeezed in with 500 other people. but their loss is my gain.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Having moved to this area about ten years ago, and only discovering you guys a few years after that... I feel incredibly lucky to see you guys at intimate places like I have. It shouldn't be the case... I should be squeezed in with 500 other people. but their loss is my gain.
Just pure facepalm level bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just pure facepalm level bullshit.
PAP SMEARS?
Punchbowl
Axios
Politco
Semafor
Make
Every
Article
Really
Stupid
Punchbowl
Axios
Politco
Semafor
Make
Every
Article
Really
Stupid
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
PAP SMEARS?
Punchbowl
Axios
Politco
Semafor
Make
Every
Article
Really
Stupid
Punchbowl
Axios
Politco
Semafor
Make
Every
Article
Really
Stupid
It's the only way to make it through the 12 bagel minimum they have.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's the only way to make it through the 12 bagel minimum they have.
They’re out shopping for an unemployed Virginia miner “injured” by the dissolution of his great grandpappy’s plantation.
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
They’re out shopping for an unemployed Virginia miner “injured” by the dissolution of his great grandpappy’s plantation.
That's Fresh Prince of Bel-Air drip. Turn your jacket inside out and you're the koolest kid in school.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing with a woman in a red hat
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with a woman in a red hat
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That's Fresh Prince of Bel-Air drip. Turn your jacket inside out and you're the koolest kid in school.
That should be made into an ad.
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
That should be made into an ad.
When you triumphantly hit the return button and "Not in Word List" pops up.
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When you triumphantly hit the return button and "Not in Word List" pops up.