Saying Cal-SMU ended 41-38 made me question my whole shit and sent me into a 2 minute tailspin before I realized it was in fact 38-35. I will trust in myself from here on out, thank you Sensai

I still get sleepy any time I’m in a highschool shaped desk and that was how I slept on planes until I hit a late growth spurt

Also I’m at the gym and a dude just walked by wearing a Khorn Hub shirt that says “blood for the blood god” if that’s something you wanna hunt down for yourself

When the Raiders aren’t scheming him into oblivion behind a bottom 5 offensive line. Skattebo is dope tho! Glad he’s showing 40 score doesn’t mean much if you’re skilled.

Flabbergasted by the decision making over the past three years. Not mad, I just don’t get it

“My favorite player is not shooting enough free throws, Congress must act”

Boarding school drug dealer is a clutch concept for getting dressed, man

Book as treat, like it once was 😂

The way the pay platform just jams the pod into your feed of choice without a separate app or having to figure anything out is fantastic