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Jesse Marchand
@jessem.bsky.social
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Plain-language & corporate editor with some freelance work mixed in. EAC Certified Proofreader. Parent. Vancouver, BC, Canada.
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I was #45,686! Go Bluesky.
Celebrating 10 million users. I was #45,686. The first 1% of users.
September 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Lokiceratops? This is clearly Helaceratops.
Drawing of the new species of horned dinosaur. The curved horns at the very top of its head are the largest of their kind ever seen and are like rams horns. It also has two horns coming from above its eyebrows. Hela from the movie Thor Ragnarok stands in a green field. She wears all black leather and a crown of 8 horns like upside down antlers.
June 20, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Laughing with sleep mask is surely the new laughing with salad.
Screenshot from a face mask Instagram add where a woman is rolling on a bed and laughing while her face is almost completely covered in a sleep mask.
May 24, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Well I just deactivated my Twitter account and deleted the app. Blueskies ahead
A photo of a blue sky with fluffy white clouds.
July 23, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Sometimes I don’t even know if I’m re-skeeting, retweeting, or re-threading. I don’t recall if I’m scrolling insta or swiping a tiktok. I open these apps one by one, one by one until my brain liquifies. I am connected.
Actor Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard as Locutus of Borg in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
July 11, 2023 at 3:29 PM
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A fictional character you would give an invite to
Wesley Crusher/the traveller
July 3, 2023 at 5:33 AM
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Alf - a puppet-like alien from an 80s tv show. He is standing in front of a blue background.
May 6, 2023 at 3:24 AM
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Looks like they are trying to replicate the art style of Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple.
Book cover shows a colourful illustration of a woman’s face with glasses. The title is written in her glasses and her red-lipped mouth is open in surprise. It has an aqua background with some triangle-shaped mountains.
May 5, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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Doge meme (a shiba inu) sitting at a computer.
April 28, 2023 at 5:35 AM