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Jesse Long
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dad. husband. graphic designer. wrestling nerd.
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Texas… more Texas, London, New Jersey, New York…. Tons of places coming up to see me but one place you can meet me AND greet me!!!! @bigeventny

@evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Last stop on my tour of DC!!🥰🥰
@evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Don’t wanna hear any of your goddamn fireworks tonight. There’s nothing to celebrate this year. #4thOfJuly
July 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When I tell you my 9 year old son was OUTRAGED. “THATS NOT NINJA STEEL.”
May 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Paging @whoculture.bsky.social!

My kids are on the edge of their seats with anticipation for this week’s episode, based off the blind speculation that Ncuti will sing this week and unleash his Kenergy.

Do their hopes want for not or do you think their dreams will become wibbly wobbly reality?
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thank the old gods and the new, Liquid Death is bogo this week at Publix!
May 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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THEYDIES AND GENTLENERDS OF #WrestleSky...

#ANDNEW WNRN ALL FLORIDA CHAMPION
AZRAEL ROW!!!
April 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey #PokemonGO folks! Add me if you need help finishing A Thousand Year Slumber 1/7!
March 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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HEY Wrestling Nerds! Get these hot new @wrestlingnerds.us shirts for your torsos, only at shop.wrestlingnerds.us!!

Be the sexiest Wrestling Nerd at your next function and maybe you'll bring home a fellow Wrestling Nerd to do whatever it is y'all do when you lock doors.
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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WNRN OG @jesselong.art joined our pals at @wrestlingmayhemshow.com last night and dropped a doozy during the first round of Mayhem Mania!!!
March 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If Biden had done even a thousandth of something this unhinged, the Republican arm of government would’ve called for his impeachment and tried to ship him off to Guantanamo.
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Shiny. Let’s be bad guys.
February 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have a cool job.
February 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dad jokes you get to pull when you have a LGBTQ+ kid:

Me to teenage daughter who is running late for school: Come on kid we need to make like you and all your friends during the first week of 6th grade!

Daughter: What?

Me: Out and fast!

Daughter: WHAT?
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Witnessed a wild @altonbrown.bsky.social sighting at Beefy King (HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME 😱). Now I must know two things:

1. What did Alton order?
2. HOW WAS IT?!
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When your wife backs that big thang up and rips ass to the tune of one of your favorite @nin.com bangers, you know the love is real and deep.
February 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Desperate times. Drastic measures.
February 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’ve officially hit “yelled so now my shoulder hurts” years old.

I didn’t think that number was 37, but here we are.
January 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If @bsky.app made a TikTok clone called BlikBlok….

I wouldn’t be mad.
January 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Heeeey @wrestletalk.bsky.social @cultaholic.bsky.social @whatculturewwe.bsky.social

If any of you guys need a graphic designer with podcast producing experience that may or may not need to relocate his entire family from the US…..hmu.
a white cat with its mouth open and the words call me plsss on the bottom
ALT: a white cat with its mouth open and the words call me plsss on the bottom
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January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rewatching Double Dragon. California is hellscape and a co-opting broligarch is controlling the city along with the criminals throughout it.

🤨🧐🤔
January 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Read as @hangmanpage.bsky.social:

“EGGS IS PLANTS DUMBASS”

#WrestleSky
January 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here me out @karenhallionkenney.bsky.social

15th Doctor, dressed as Elphaba…

DEFYING MAVITY.
January 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Starting 2025 right. Got Chinese food for lunch from my local spot. I ended up with two fortune cookies and decided to eat them both in pretty quick succession. Jokingly said to myself “I hope that doesn’t make the second fortune a cursed monkey paw situation”. The second fortune:
January 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Inside of you are two pens.
November 7, 2023 at 4:20 PM