since it's a slow news day I figured I'd mention that today, June 5th is my 20 year sober anniversary. Very grateful to have the support of my wonderful family & pals, my teriffic kiddos, a Jersey state trooper 2 decades ago who didn't "let me go" and that I never tried ketamine.

this is a fun and silly series of bits I wrote to illustrate that conspiracies are easy and dumb www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

texas chainsaw aspberger

a bit of 2024 - went to the oscars and a lotta baseball games, lost an emmy and who wants to be a millionaire on the million dollar question (in rehearsal) (something about Lyndon Johnson's Fresca consumption)

Altoona McDonalds
What a wonderful phrase
Altoona McDonalds
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem free
philosophy
Altoona McDonalds

Pete Hedgeseth walks into a bar and sits next to a boat anchor. The anchor looks at Pete and says “Hey we do the same thing!” Pete says “cause I’m a tv anchor and you’re a boat anchor?” And the anchor says “No, cause if you put us in bed your sheets get wet. Now sober up and get your shit together.”

there has only ever been one adult man in history to eat daily fistfulls of jellybeans, and he got alzheimers at work.
have there been any studies about this?

what kind of messages does it send to children when the new attorney general has sent messages to children