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Jesse Duquette
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
Formerly “The Daily Don”
Meta nuked all of my socials for being mean to racists so here we are.
Doodler of toons / Roaster of goons

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“Resist little, obey much” - Democratic proverb (with apologies to Whitman)
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Wake up babe, new @thedemocrats logo just dropped
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
@senatedems love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Human laundromats love to fold
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@senatedems getting ready to show off how well their weathervane spines work in a windstorm
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You’re more likely to encounter a minor at Mar-a-Lago who hasn’t been trafficked than seeing one of these checks
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Friendless Urinal Cake likes nap time because it‘s something he has in common with his favorite kind of girls.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Being a @nytimes subscriber must be like willingly eating glass everyday
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Glad the guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE loser was cleared of his assault with a deli weapon charge, especially bc they deserve SO much fucking worse
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In honor of Moms for Liberty losing ALL their races this week - like, as in 100% of them - here are a couple of drawings to roast those feculent fascists
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Anyone downwind of this sundowning walrus turd is taking their life into their own hands
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When a threat sounds more like a sexy promise
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Believing that Full J. Diaper swung all seven swing states after seeing last night’s results in NYC, Virginia, California, New Jersey, fucking Mississippi (!!) and beyond is like believing he’s into Teen Vogue for the articles
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate. And Happy Clowning Yourself on the Internet Day to @repandyogles
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Greg Abbott knows as much about how tariffs work as he knows about competitive track and field
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Your daily reminder that Public Access Caligula is a lifelong and prolific pedophile.
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Christians hate what’s in between the covers of the Bible like it was someone else’s bed
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Live Laugh Eva Braun works through stuff faster than Donald making his way towards an unaccompanied minor
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A haunted house for MAGA would just be any place where someone’s reminding them of the age of consent
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Most nauseating couple since Stephen Miller stood in front of a mirror
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It occurred to me that I’ve never drawn this Keebler gremlin before, which feels like quite an omission given the role he’s played as Salacious Crumb to Traitor the Hutt.
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh good now we’ve entered the nuclear weapons stage of distracting people from focusing on the prolific kid-raping at the tiny hands of a sundowning pedophile
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Kudos to @cmdropatlargeca for somehow making sweaty overcompensation in a cheap duster even more deeply uncool than it already is
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
NYC! I don’t live in you but thoughts are with you as early voting is underway and gearing up for what will hopefully be a blowout November 4th. This nepo creepshow doesn’t understand the word “no” but that doesn’t mean getting to say it to him again won’t feel fucking amazing.
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Rumor is that it takes @jaketapper 27 years to regrow a spine like it was Pennywise the clown terrorizing Derry
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM