Jesse Pate
@jessedpate.bsky.social
Director, Information Security at Lightspeed Commerce. Reformed software engineer. I root for the Dodgers and may have a slight addiction to Chai lattes. He/him
I'd say it can't be that long, but then I realized I've been in northern California for 3.5 too
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'd say it can't be that long, but then I realized I've been in northern California for 3.5 too
But but but but AAAAHHHHHHHH
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
But but but but AAAAHHHHHHHH
Password managers? :)
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Password managers? :)
Never roll your own (encryption | authentication | authorization)
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Never roll your own (encryption | authentication | authorization)
Hi Tanya! Sounds like you had quite a fun trip
June 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hi Tanya! Sounds like you had quite a fun trip
Very true. If a baker doesn't bake, bake, bake, are they just a faker that fakes, fakes, fakes?
August 10, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Very true. If a baker doesn't bake, bake, bake, are they just a faker that fakes, fakes, fakes?
No, but I did recently discover she's not saying "bakers gotta bake, bake, bake"
August 10, 2023 at 7:50 PM
No, but I did recently discover she's not saying "bakers gotta bake, bake, bake"
Yes, his name is Terry and he feels very alone
July 24, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Yes, his name is Terry and he feels very alone
The number of games I never returned to because I no longer remembered how to play, and later levels required you to be an expert in seventeen different skills.
July 21, 2023 at 11:34 PM
The number of games I never returned to because I no longer remembered how to play, and later levels required you to be an expert in seventeen different skills.
Me: I went for a walk today. It was pretty outside. Neil Gaiman: Off a long flight....
July 13, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Me: I went for a walk today. It was pretty outside. Neil Gaiman: Off a long flight....
This was my favorite as well.
July 12, 2023 at 5:52 PM
This was my favorite as well.
That I remember? Challenger disaster. Before that, maybe the attempted Reagan assassination?
July 9, 2023 at 5:32 PM
That I remember? Challenger disaster. Before that, maybe the attempted Reagan assassination?
Best idea ever, especially if it's a musical. You should work with @racheltobac.bsky.social, a developer focused version of her musical security training would be incredible ;)
July 5, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Best idea ever, especially if it's a musical. You should work with @racheltobac.bsky.social, a developer focused version of her musical security training would be incredible ;)
Maybe due diligence doesn't actually mean what I thought it meant
July 5, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Maybe due diligence doesn't actually mean what I thought it meant
I generally don't put ice on it for her, because it's already cold, but my daughter does drink chocolate milk. Basically the same thing, right?
July 5, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I generally don't put ice on it for her, because it's already cold, but my daughter does drink chocolate milk. Basically the same thing, right?