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A name that really cuts glass, y’know?
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Dream blunt rotation
August 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Remember in the not-so-recent past when the Jeopardy runners-up would have a Bayer aspirin logo (or something like it) on their final score?

My dad still says “he gets aspirin” when someone gets burned in final Jeopardy, and we all know what he means.
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The audiobook was great!
May 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .
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April 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Hope you guys come to the states! Specifically Oakland, CA 🤘🤘🤘
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM